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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Just posted a highly hilarious fake story to the QOTW
then thought I'd do a quick search to see if it had been done. Turns out none other than Amorous Badger had beaten me to it.

the bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:23, 52 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Are you SLVA?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:25, Reply)

SLVA fucking bent or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:26, Reply)
You seem quite chirpy today Monty.
What's happened?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:28, Reply)
Do I?
It's all an illusion, old boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:28, Reply)
Do you often use smoke and mirrors to alter the perception of reality?
massivedrugslols etc
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:33, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:34, Reply)
That's actually brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:35, Reply)
If this isn't on the popular page soon
I'm a monkeys uncle.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:38, Reply)
It's official.
You do not have a simian nephew.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:46, Reply)
I noticed that
at least you didn't pad it out for 7 paragraphs like some wags do.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:26, Reply)
there was no need
I was following the quickfire pathos, swearing, punchline formula.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:27, Reply)
You posted a star wars joke?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:29, Reply)
yep

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:29, Reply)
For shame.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:30, Reply)
I didn't put much effort into it

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:31, Reply)
How does Han Solo open the Millenium Falcon?
With a wookey.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:36, Reply)
How does Vader know what Luke got him for christmas?
He felt his presents.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:37, Reply)
Why did Han cry at Christmas?
His meat was Chewie
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)
AB did a good enough job
to get standard UPSET, online abuse before anyone spotted what it was. A nice piece of work, I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:29, Reply)
You badger types always stick together
you species-ist CUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:30, Reply)
we're all cunts
especially that TGB.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:32, Reply)
The biggest one of all.



Literally.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:33, Reply)
how did that cavernous vag meme start?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:38, Reply)
I think it may have been Al's handiwork.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)
what, he got in there and stretched it?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:43, Reply)
I left it wide open for you to post that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:44, Reply)
A BIT LIKE TGB?
if by post you mean 'insert a fence post'
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)

fence post bridge support
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)
Personally, I never leave home without my trusty cunt caverniser.

(Cave Duck, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)


(Cave Duck, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:54, Reply)
ooh that looks cold

(Spitz, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)


(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 17:03, Reply)
*spews*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 17:11, Reply)
Not up for a little horseplay?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 17:13, Reply)
Nay.


GET IT?????///!!!!1111
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)
I like the way this post has:
no fucking question
references something without a link
has an unnecessary linebreak
no alt question
and is written by a cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:29, Reply)
perfect internet in my opinion

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:29, Reply)
I like the fact that it made you so angry you touched yourself before replying.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:31, Reply)
It's not an unnecessary line break, is it?
It's to signify a pause to draw breath before hissing out the "bastard"

Fucking hell, youth of today, no idea about how to convey emotion or set scenes in text.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:31, Reply)
I was just looking for something else to add before calling vipros a cunt.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:32, Reply)
...you could have just gone for a line break ...

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:32, Reply)
I'm not stooping
to

his




level.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:35, Reply)
yeah
I'm 29, am I officially allowed to complain about Chompy being the youth of today?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:32, Reply)
Yep.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:33, Reply)
well, he did you call you a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:36, Reply)
He calls everyone a cunt
It's just his way of letting you know that he thinks you're a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:46, Reply)
near the bottom
www.b3ta.com/questions/dad/post985565#answers-post-985800
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:47, Reply)
that is splendid

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)
you can call it what you like, creative development is three hours of utter cuntishness with instruments
for suck sake we had to massage each other with bean bags to music. Kill me now.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)
Kill yourself.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)
Did you get a stiffy?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 17:02, Reply)
No cause I was paired with Simon not any of the lovely ladies.
Monty it's so awful I can't begin to describe it, it was more like a therapy session for the mental prof.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 17:07, Reply)

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