What a tap-dancing, sputum-coughing, excuse-making, record-breaking puff..

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

*verifies*
*is murdered by the IRA*
(Cave Duck, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:37, Reply)

You're a fucking Norris.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:41, Reply)

One of my dad'sa best friends
married Norris McWhirter's daughter TRUFAX

This guy:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Lorimer

He is fucking insane. He once woke my parents up at 6am knocking at the front door asking for brandy because he had a sore stomach.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Did he feel better after the brandy?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:45, Reply)

He used to go on incessantly about some fucking Turkish 'guru' chappie
and wore David Icke-style eyeball-searing shell suits.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:47, Reply)

I bet you two got up to all sort of jolly japes.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:56, Reply)