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Can you really see me working in a Warhammer shop? The kind of blokes who go in there wouldn't be able to look me in the eye.
(Spitz, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:02, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I can imagine teh shop being absolutely rammed
but sales going right down as all the sweaty palmed virgins crowd in to see the attractive girl behind the counter, but non of them would have the guts to buy anything.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:04, Reply)

haha this is what I pictured
it was bad enough when I used to go in the little privately run game shop in my old town, I don't think there was ever another girl in there when I went in. Probably because they didn't sell Nintendogs.
(Spitz, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Because your eyes look in different directions?
I never mentioned it until now, but you brought it up. I thought you'd be embarrassed about your bog-eye, but it's nice to see you being strong and accepting of it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:05, Reply)

I HATE YOUR CHINS
all of them.
(Spitz, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:06, Reply)

All this chin talk is hurtful
But I'm going to have a chinectomy, with the excess being used to make a rather nice canoe.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:08, Reply)

You could make a fucking aircraft carrier.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Perhaps he should
we could give it to the French then, instead of coughing up eleventy million quid to build them one.
(berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Don't be silly their mums would buy it for them.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:06, Reply)

while asking
"why don't you ask out that nice girl in the shop that sells the little men? She seems very nice"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:21, Reply)

hahaha

(Spitz, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)