I missed the "Crow is a massive bender" memo
is it too late to insinuate that you're a massive bender?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:48, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm not sure. Monty would almost certainly do the same.
But now that Darth's back, I don't know whether I have to continue being /offtopic's resident screaming wooftah.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Oh well, if Darth's back forget it
although he might not have internet access in the multiple STD clinic (what happens in Vietnam stays in Vietnam)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:58, Reply)

clearly not if he's brought it to the STD clinic.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Oh god, they'll all have it now...
The doctor won't even have to time say "If you could just remove your trousers, Mr Foxtrot," before the insatiable bumder is buried up to hilt in his tradesman's entrance and thrusting away as though he were in a Right Said Fred music video.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Christ, it's 28 Days Later all over again.
*flees*
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Get yourself a pair of cast-iron pantaloons
And don't remove them until we can get the raving mincer deported to the Outer Hebrides*. Until then, nowhere is safe.

*_{I know it's not devoid of people, but if The Wicker Man is anything to go by, then hopefully the local populace will capture him and eventually burn him alive in a giant wicker arse.}
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Now where am I going to get cast-iron Pantaloons?
You don't have any spares do you?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:28, Reply)

On the left, next to the waterproof ones ->

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:45, Reply)