I just bought a heater for my garage...
...so I can work on a festive 'piece' to hang from the conservatory beams. It is going to be made of cut up chicken wire, tinsel and fibre optic lights, spray-painted and moulded into a 1.5 metre 'angel-type' shape.
Very excited about this.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:57, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sounds a bit 'Mutoid Waste'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Very - the inspiration came from Duran Duran's...
...classic post-apocalypse video for 'Wild Boys'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:03, Reply)

a MASTERPIECE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:08, Reply)

conservatory beams?
What makes your conservatory so fucking smug?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:59, Reply)

It's a conservatory
That's automatically smug. It's just a greenhouse with ideas way about its station
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:02, Reply)

It is also where I do my 'smoking'...
...so any perceived smugness might just be stoned grinning.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:04, Reply)