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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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2 tsp spunk
1 tbsp child's tears
1 x poo, blended
500ml wee-wee
1 x bogey
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:11, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Would you sprinkle on some dandruff to enhance the presentation?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:12, Reply)
Just dust it over the top prior to serving
At the same time as you decorate the side of the plate with clippings from your pudenda.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:14, Reply)
I find lighting the pubes just before serving
gives the dish a real 'wow' factor at parties.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:17, Reply)
Nothing quite like the smell of singed hair to enhance the atmosphere at a dinner party
And enjoy the shenanigans as guests try to blow out the little fires on their plates!
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:18, Reply)
My 'Bushfire Surprise' is the talk of Hampstead!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Mmmm. Nommy noms.
I don't normally like child's tears, Monty - but this is delicious.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:13, Reply)

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