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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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LUNCH THREAD
What're you louts having for lunch then? I have a nutella sandwich. :D

suck it up, answer the question. Or face my wrath.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:55, 281 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Sounds like a bit of a crap lunch
I had a pizza, 'cause I'm a bit of a pie like that.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:57, Reply)
nah, Nutella on soft white bread is loooooooovely.
Pizza pie? or just pizza?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:58, Reply)
Pizza pizza
Pepperoni, and lots of it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:59, Reply)
bleh.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:02, Reply)
Bleh for the pizza or the peperroni?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:05, Reply)
Whichever it is
She's wrong.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:07, Reply)
the pepperoni.
can't stand the stuff.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:07, Reply)
Nothing, I'm finishing at 4pm so I'll get something nice then.
You don't scare anyone btw.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:57, Reply)
But she's descended from criminals, innit
She'll blow your kneecaps off without a thought.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:58, Reply)
exactly this.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:59, Reply)
But you're clearly of dutch descent
so you're not remotely scary.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:01, Reply)
Great big square chin
and leather trousers?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:02, Reply)
She might build a dyke around you

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:03, Reply)
And utilise a Dutch boy's finger.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:06, Reply)
neither I'm afraid.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:05, Reply)
I disagree.
This picture here clearly demonstrates a square chin:



You may have noticed that I disguised your friend with some subtle photoshopping.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:22, Reply)
yeah, thanks for that.
She'd like that actually, she'd probably be grinning.
Also - that photo was taken about a week after I had my wisdoms out, so I was still very swollen around my jaw.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:24, Reply)
actually this worries me.
I wasn't aware that I had you added on facebook Al. How did you get that picture?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:25, Reply)
NEEDS MOAR LEDERHOSEN

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:27, Reply)
if you supply it, I shall wear it.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:28, Reply)
Haha, I'd be careful who you say that to...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:00, Reply)
Alright, now with added lederhosen

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:11, Reply)
Looks more like a plastic apron...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:22, Reply)
no one needs to know that bit.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:02, Reply)
Are you kidding?
Now you're talking about Dutch criminals! They're the worst of them all.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:08, Reply)
Like Goldmember?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:13, Reply)
shhhhh don't say that out loud.
I was trying to maintain my fearsome illusion to myself.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:59, Reply)
*is terrified*

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:01, Reply)
I FUCKING <3 FARRINGDON
- Curried rice with teyakki sauce
- Mini bento box with Salmon, Prawn, Salad, Meatball, chicken ball.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:57, Reply)
I love you AND Farringdon Gonz
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post982201
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:00, Reply)
Oh man ! You go to that half-price-after-5 place? That's where I go for lunch most days.
I'd totally consider living in this area when I next go to move.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:04, Reply)
You TOLD me to got here :D
I dutifully went and was blown away.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:18, Reply)
Yup, but the one next door, Abukado is great too, so wasn't sure what one =)
If that place was local to where I live, I'd be a hell of a lot bigger than I am now.

Their 'dry curry rice' with 'chicken teryakki' is lush. And their Katsu Curry is too.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:37, Reply)
I had a great katsu curry from Greenwich market

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:41, Reply)
Greenwich market also does good sushi and Japanese and other cultures food
if you ever have cause to go there.

Good value too.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:05, Reply)
Greenwich market is rather good.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:08, Reply)
it is
after having spent a long weekend in Cardiff and London, I have realised just how shit the food situation is in Exeter.

We badly need a market like that, and some more multi-cultural stuff.

Cardiff indoor market is amazing for some things. Best fish counter I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:10, Reply)
I wasn't aware of that.
I have quite a lot of business in Cardiff so there must be a few quid bobbing about...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:14, Reply)
it's improved a lot since I left uni
they've knocked down a load of the old crappy city centre and built a fucking huge great shopping complex with loads of eateries and stuff.

the market is an old one, and mostly full of shit, but they do great bread and cheese and particularly fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:16, Reply)
It's the 'Gavin Henson effect'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:31, Reply)
Really? I used to go there about ten years ago
there was an indoor market near to the Civic Centre place (whose name I momentarily forget, St Martin's, or something). Where'd they put the new one?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:35, Reply)
the market is in the same place as it was 10 years ago
go about halfway down St Mary's street.

Other entrance is on The Hayes.

The new shopping centre is next to the CIA and the Vue cinema. They knocked down a load of the old St David's Centre
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:37, Reply)
St David, that's it.
Saw Jools Holland there. The stumpy little prick.

If I'm ever in Cardiff again, and I shan't be going out of my way to do so, I'll have to have a look.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:39, Reply)
Oh, by the way
how did that development they were building by the waterfront turn out? There used to be quite a nice little vodka bar down that way, which we'd go to when we were feeling pretentious.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:42, Reply)
fuck knows
I didn't have any money so never went down to the bay
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:46, Reply)
EAT is doing my favourite soup today, woohoo
tomato minestrone with pasta and millions of chunky vegetables and pesto on top.

so i am having that and a vitamin water.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:58, Reply)
I went into one today, it seemed quite edable, I might try their goyza soup some time.
There are so many chain sandwich chops around here, like, all within 2 minutes of eachother..... costa/starbucks/pizza express/pret1/pret2/EAT/Slug&Lettous..... and they all serve the same things as each other, and they're all as dull as each other for the most part.

What area do you work in 'swipe? Surely there is a lovely local japanese place near you that lushes up the lunch big time?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:02, Reply)
Why are you taken in by "vitamin water"
if you want squash, drink squash, if you want water, drink water, but don't pretend they can somehow make water healthier.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:03, Reply)
They taste pretty lovely though.
I love them.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:04, Reply)
More expensive must mean better Al
that's how capitalism works.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:05, Reply)
It's a good job she got a pay rise and a bonus really
or she might have to eat food from a supermarket
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:07, Reply)
Or water from
...

... A FUCKING TAP!!!!!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:08, Reply)
god forbid

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:08, Reply)
Going to a supermarket
is exactly why I'm such a small, weedy, unhealthy lad, Al. It's inhumane.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:09, Reply)
I was hoping that eating supermarket food
would do the same to me, but I must be accidently eating turkey twizzlers or something, because, as you all know, it hasn't.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:27, Reply)
I love you for this Al

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:06, Reply)
Listen, everyone, I think we should check the mailing list 'cus my memos haven't been getting through.
Last one I got was about Lamps being very easy, did I miss the one about "Let's all be smug fucking twats toward's 'swipes lunch" ?

Christ, she likes the drink, it tastes nice, I didn't realise we needed permision to buy food and drink around here these days. She didn't make any claims about it being healthy.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:07, Reply)
You outta be careful Gonz
Or sushi might be next in the firing line...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:10, Reply)
Fuck that shit, you'll see me 6 feet under before I diss the 'shi.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:11, Reply)
Six feet under due to a massive salmon-based coronary?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:12, Reply)
co-LON.....ary, (as in, in my colon), more like.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:14, Reply)
or the mercury poisoning.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:15, Reply)
"Mercury poisoning" also known as AIDS.
The big Killer Queen.
(Cave Duck, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:13, Reply)
She bought it because it says it's healthy.
When it isn't any more healthy than tap water.
These foods are actually going to be banned from making the claims the do in the next 2 years. The EU has actually had to pass laws to stop the bullshit.
Anyone who buys them deserves to be mocked for listening to such obvious crap.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:12, Reply)
But she never said she bought them because they're "healthier".
I know I don't buy them for that reason. I just like the flavours.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:13, Reply)
How do you know she bought it _just_ because it says it's healthy?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:13, Reply)
Just because she didn't say it in the post doesn't mean she didn't.
She would have had a diet coke which she loves so much if she wasn't making a health choice.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:16, Reply)
Maybe she just fancied a still drink?
I quite often prefer a still drink.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:24, Reply)
Me too.
Cognac.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:30, Reply)
i love you gonz
the answer is this: IT TASTES NICE AND IT IS LOW CALORIE

i am not dumb enough to think i can get all my vitamin needs from coloured water!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:01, Reply)
But vitamin water contains vitamins...
Vitamins = healthy
So it makes
Vitamins dissolved in water = healthy
Surely this means
Water without vitamins = unhealthy

WATER IS BAD FOR YOU. STOP DRINKING WATER.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:11, Reply)
i drink a lot of evian too
but it's quite dull. i need something to cheer up my afternoon, and my diet coke intake needs to cut down. enter the vitamin water.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:02, Reply)
I had one of their croissants and an orange juice in there yesterday morning.
I felt insanely smug.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:03, Reply)
I got the leftovers from last night's dinner
pork and fennel seed meatballs in a tomato, sage and smoked paprika sauce, heated it up and stuck it between two slices of granary bread.

It was fucking sensational
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:00, Reply)
That does sound lovely.
More detail on the sauce please.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:08, Reply)
2 tsp spunk
1 tbsp child's tears
1 x poo, blended
500ml wee-wee
1 x bogey
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:11, Reply)
Would you sprinkle on some dandruff to enhance the presentation?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:12, Reply)
Just dust it over the top prior to serving
At the same time as you decorate the side of the plate with clippings from your pudenda.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:14, Reply)
I find lighting the pubes just before serving
gives the dish a real 'wow' factor at parties.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:17, Reply)
Nothing quite like the smell of singed hair to enhance the atmosphere at a dinner party
And enjoy the shenanigans as guests try to blow out the little fires on their plates!
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:18, Reply)
My 'Bushfire Surprise' is the talk of Hampstead!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Mmmm. Nommy noms.
I don't normally like child's tears, Monty - but this is delicious.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:13, Reply)
I put a red onion and some courgette in the magimix until fairly finely chopped
softened that in a pan with some olive oil. Added some coarsely chopped mushrooms, some veg stock, some white wine, some smoothly blended chopped tomatoes, a reasonable quantity of hot smoked paprika, and some tomato puree.

Simmered for a while then added the meatballs (without browning first because they were pretty small), cooked that for about 20 minutes to reduce.

Then I decided that the sauce wasn't quite right so sampled a bit with a variety of herbs before discovering that sage goes really well with smoked paprika.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:13, Reply)
Phwoaaargh. *food wanks*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:16, Reply)
Just wash the minced beef out of my pint glass when you're done, please.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:17, Reply)
I'm 90% sure that's not minced beef.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:29, Reply)
I'm 90% sure he couldn't lift a pint glass anyway.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:33, Reply)
I'm 90% sure he has a 3' straw that his carer carries around.
Otherwise he'd die of thirst.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)
My recipe is better.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:16, Reply)
I might make this on Sat
www.asianchefrecipes.com/indian-food/lamb-recipes/dry-meat-masala-indian-recipe.php
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:24, Reply)
that sounds good
I'm making pork schnitzel (with poached egg, anchovies and capers) with lemon and herb roasted new potatoes tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:28, Reply)
I've searched periodically yet fruitlessly for a dry meat recipe online
Please do cook it and bring me a fucking great big Tupperware box of it to report back at the bash
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:29, Reply)
I'll consult my vast library of cook books
Robert Carrier is bound to have a recipe for it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:31, Reply)
I thought he was strictly vegetarian for some reason.
He's even gayer than Ken 'Hom' Hom, which is an achievement few can lay claim to.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:33, Reply)
massively gay
but I inherited the full collection of his works. It basically tells you how to cook everything and do it properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:35, Reply)
I also found this
www.bigoven.com/recipe/40739/rendang-dry-meat-curry
but that's Rendang which while nice is a bit different.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:32, Reply)
Roast Beef sandwich from Marks
it was edible.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:02, Reply)
I've just had a sausage and egg sandwich.
Fucking lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:04, Reply)
Sandwich brothers

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:32, Reply)
just finished my tute
On bus back to town so I might stop at pret a manger and get a sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:08, Reply)
sounds like a plan.
what was the tute on?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:10, Reply)
it was really interesting
Cicero and caesars relationshiop. Interesting only to me
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:13, Reply)
who was cicero?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:14, Reply)
*tsk*
Kids these days....
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:17, Reply)
sorry. *hangs head*

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:20, Reply)
He plays left wing for Santos and Brazil.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:21, Reply)
*hangs Tuggers*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:27, Reply)
I should be praised, honoured, and immortalised.
Do I gain redemption through that quote?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:35, Reply)
Cicero on Augustus
highly ironic all things considered
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:42, Reply)
You should be hung, drawn and quartered.
Augustus was a fucking bender. Cicero was DEAD WRONG.

/winds up Amberl
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:42, Reply)
Augustus was fucking magnificent!
/rises to the bait
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:43, Reply)
He was a weedy midget.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)
No he wasn't
he lived to a good old age and lived the life of an ascetic.

I also like his adopted dad Julius Caesar
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)
Julius Caesar was tough.
Gussie was a knob-jockey in platform shoes who had rickets and AIDS. In fact he invented AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:54, Reply)
Yessss. Roman fight!
Amberl is a Retiarii and Monty is a limp wristed castrati slave boy.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:56, Reply)
I would win so hard
though for the sake of historical accuracy Dr, I must point out that castrati were unknown in Rome in this period, though present in the East.

So Monty is a limpwristed slaveboy who serves as a catamite
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:00, Reply)
And lost a testicle in an accident.
(May I add that just for the hell of it?)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)
Absolutely
both of them in fact. So yeah he is a castrati, but accidentally :)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)
Yeah, you tell these goats not to bite. but do they listen?

(Cave Duck, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:07, Reply)
FUCK YOU BOTH
I am in fact a Murmillo and a fucking HARD AS NAILS one at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:07, Reply)
Of course you are Monty
*aside* he got given a little sword and we can't take it off him

But you're WRONG. Augustus was fantastic. Though Caesar was probably personally more interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:14, Reply)
and 200% less weedy and gay.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:14, Reply)
hahaha!
Caesar 'every woman's man, and every man's woman,' he apparantly had sex with King Nicomedes while at his court. I mean Augustus might have been a tiny touch gay, but Caesar was blatantly fine with any action at all
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)
castrato?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)
oops
you're right, that shouldn't be a plural. Either way they weren't known in Rome
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Give up, nutsack.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:18, Reply)
a 'retiarius', you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:08, Reply)
A geezer with a net.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:19, Reply)
he was a roman politician
Left behind a lot of works
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:20, Reply)
A bit like the cunts digging up my road then.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:28, Reply)
This made me laugh

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:34, Reply)
Tuna special on crusty white bread and kettle chips.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:09, Reply)
What made it special Blousie?
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:11, Reply)
*waves*
It has cheese in it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:12, Reply)
What else does it have with it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:14, Reply)
I dunno! just tuna and grated cheese mixed together I guess.
It's suprisingly tasty. There is also lettuce and tomato with it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:17, Reply)
That sounds about as 'special'
as a wet February afternoon in a bus shelter in Wigan with nothing to read apart from John Major's cricket memoirs.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:27, Reply)
That's as special as it gets round here.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:28, Reply)
Oh I don't know *leers*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:39, Reply)
*blushes*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:42, Reply)
YAY YOU SAID CHIPS AND NOT CRISPS!!
*loves*
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:12, Reply)
That's what they're actually called.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:12, Reply)
Well calling crisps 'chips' is FUCKING BENT
Consider yourself reprimanded.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:13, Reply)
*considers it*
Nope! I refuse.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:15, Reply)
Well the reprimand stands.
Even if you refuse to acknowledge it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:18, Reply)
Whatever
*chews gum and rolls eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:20, Reply)
Don't take that attitude with me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:21, Reply)
*looks bored*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:23, Reply)
I know. They're ALL potato.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:13, Reply)
they are the only crisps that are allowed to be called chips though

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:14, Reply)
That's because that brand of crisp is called 'Kettle Chips'

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:13, Reply)
nah, they're ALL chips, no matter what brand or thickness or cut they are, because they're ALL flipping made of potato.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:14, Reply)
yeah, but they are CRISP

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:15, Reply)
no, they're a chip.
end of discussion.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:18, Reply)
so wrong
Americans call them chips. They are not chips.
QED
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:21, Reply)
Australians are also wrong in this respect
though I rapidly reverted back to calling them "chips" when I went back there. I also talked about going to the "movies"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:24, Reply)
well you are going to the movies? they're not pictures, they're movies - the images MOVE, y'see?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:26, Reply)
They are pictures, that's how film works

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:27, Reply)
yeah, the PICTURES travel past the projector
to create the illusion of movement
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:29, Reply)
yes but they're veiwed in such rapid succesion that the images within the pictures move, and there is sound too, which you don't get with just a still image.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:30, Reply)
I'm not sure why I'm having this argument
I always say I'm going to the cine.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:31, Reply)
It is the work of Satan and should be banned,

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:31, Reply)
*burns zoetrope*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:34, Reply)
You bummed Zoe who?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:39, Reply)
You're wrong
and this is one of those things that you lot sadly got off the Americans. Sadface.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:22, Reply)
Wood chips aren't made of potato.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:25, Reply)
Don't make me reorganise your vinyl Monty :)

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:26, Reply)
Steady old boy - I'm sure she is only joking.
Poppet run!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:29, Reply)
I was kidding. I'm terrified of the vinyl collection - it's massive!

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Monty - care to take the strike-through opportunity?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:32, Reply)
Is it really necessary?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:35, Reply)
Probably not.
Unless you care to write something remarkably pithy and unexpected.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:40, Reply)
you should move some of them
so the first letter of the artist spells out a message
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:34, Reply)
I'll rearrange the configuration of your limbs if you do.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:35, Reply)
from "free hanging" to "inserted"?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:38, Reply)
From "attached" to "cut into small chunks and buried in bin liners in secluded woodland"

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)
Chips are called chips because
they look like chips of something. Wood chips do not look like thinly sliced bits of potato. Case closed.

YEAAAAAAAAAAH

*the Who*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:24, Reply)
I'll not get fooled again on that topic, that's for sure.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:25, Reply)
Says the man in the purple dress

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:28, Reply)
that fat, dumb and bald guy sure plays real hard ball

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Hahah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:36, Reply)
I'm sad that although it's top of the popular page,
I'm not getting much feedback on my picture up there.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:44, Reply)
The clicks say it all, Al.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:49, Reply)
I often find that things at the top of the popular page don't have many, if any replies

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:01, Reply)
The purple head of the penis tones in quite nicely with Poppet's shirt.
Is that the sort of thing you were after?
(Cave Duck, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:03, Reply)
having nothing for breakfast
boo
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:15, Reply)
You're probably still full of turkey anyway.
Your country killed Bernard Matthews.

He was king of the turkey.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:17, Reply)
didn't eat much turkey, and while I wasn't looking forward to eating it
it was rather delicious
it makes me look forward to cooking my own
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:29, Reply)
Pffft, your 'wrath'.
Jacket potato, goat's cheese and red pepper tart and a touch of mayo, washed down with a can of Monster.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:24, Reply)
What's that coming over the hill?
Is it a Relentless?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:31, Reply)
I accidentally liked this, boooo.
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:34, Reply)
it wasn't that bad!
I'm good thanks, how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:36, Reply)
Yes it was.
You're better than this.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:36, Reply)
not by much

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:39, Reply)
Shattered but good ta.
The flat's steadily coming along but I really need a rest.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:42, Reply)
glad it's working out
are you working at the weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:02, Reply)
I'm off, thank fuck.
This evening, build flat-pack furniture. Lie-in tomorrow, unpack and organise boxes and clothes, drink in the evening. Sunday, walk with my folks then moar sleeeep.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:10, Reply)
courier company has conceded the charge of the delivery
and also apologised for breaking your slab!

have you scarfed it all yet?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)
Ha, well done!
Not quite all, it makes an interesting companion to building Argos furniture. Well done Argos, by the way, for delivering one too many bedside cabinets and one too many desks, neither of which have been charged for and neither of which appear on the delivery note. Free bedroom furniture ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:22, Reply)
Leftover lamb meatballs and couscous :D

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:24, Reply)
I brought some king prawns to have in noodles with spicy sauce
but was seduced by the power of sausage, egg and mushroom sarnie with brown sauce instead
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:28, Reply)
Cheese and beans jacket
I want to lose 4lb by Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:29, Reply)
There is something so comforting and satisfying about a cheese and beans jacket
especially when liberally sprayed with tabasco.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:30, Reply)
*agrees*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:31, Reply)
*concurrs*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:31, Reply)
Do you get 10p every time someone strikes through your posts or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:38, Reply)
I lined it right up for you chap.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:42, Reply)
I like it
when people line things up for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)
hahaha!
drugzlolz
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:53, Reply)
Why?
Is that when you're getting married?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:30, Reply)
OMG OMG OMG
HAVE YOU SET A DATE YET!!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:35, Reply)
I'm not getting married silly.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:36, Reply)
Yeah I know that, Satan still drives to work in a car not a snowplough.
OMG YES HE WENT THERE!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:38, Reply)
What on God's green earth are you talking about Willis?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:41, Reply)
I was being very, very mean and I didn't mean it and I'm really sorry and please will you forgive me please BGB please I was only kidding please sorry kaythnkbai

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:42, Reply)
Hahaha! I just got it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:44, Reply)
This might be POTD.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:44, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:43, Reply)
Cheese and beans on a jacket potato
is great!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Chilli and cheese is better.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:37, Reply)
Agrees

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:49, Reply)
Don't eat cheese then.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Eating cheese is fine
If you purge correctly afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:35, Reply)
bulemia is not to be recommended

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:39, Reply)
or bulimia

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:40, Reply)
precisely

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:40, Reply)
Is it not?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)
Look, all I'm saying is aside from John Prescott, it works

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)
it'll wear away at the lining of your throat
and eventually there'll be a high possibility that bacteria will enter your bloodstream from there and you'll die.

Plus it doesn't work. Bulimic people are on average more overweight than other people, because they underestimate how fast you absorb calories
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)
Christ, is that what happens?
bleah!
(berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)
yeah
it's why people start vomiting blood after a bit. Plus it wears away at your teeth thanks to acid, and causes fairly serious stomach problems
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:53, Reply)
that's pretty rock'n'roll

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:56, Reply)
If you are Shane MacGowan.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:06, Reply)
Which I am.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:11, Reply)
Bloody hell. I always had you down as a Royalist bender.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:20, Reply)
Way to put a downer on a comedy response :S

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)
Sorry
I had to attend a presentation on it, as part of my peer support training.

Though if it had no health benefits and worked I'd be all over that
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:52, Reply)
Cut off a hand then.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:37, Reply)
if it's the left
she'll lose a stone
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:38, Reply)
*comedy trombones*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:39, Reply)
I seem to be on a bad joke roll

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:42, Reply)
I liked it.
I'm going to put a click on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:43, Reply)
thanks girlfriend
*puts hand on hip*
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:44, Reply)
Woah oh oh
oh oh ooh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
WOAH OH OH
*shimmies*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:46, Reply)
Shawty got low, low, low

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:54, Reply)
Pattie Chips & Peas
"Hello Hull"

"You're the greatest pattie producing city, IN THE WORLD!"
(Cave Duck, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:41, Reply)
Apart from Kingston, JA

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)
Facts have no place in Biff Byford style hyperbolic announcements.

(Cave Duck, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:52, Reply)
The less I think about Biff's hyper-bollocks the better.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:52, Reply)
I had a pile of mashed potato and some coronation chicken because I've run out of baking potatoes
how studenty is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:49, Reply)
Very.
You'll be pissing in your sink and stealing traffic cones soon
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:54, Reply)
I've not had enough attention for my liking on a lunch break.... I expect lots of attention when I get next check back on b3ta, probs when I get home.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)
Oh boy, oh gonz, I can't believe how good your looking today
I really, really love what you've done with your hair, it really make your eyes just pop so spectacularly.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:55, Reply)
SPONG!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:02, Reply)
fucking plebs
eating my soup. i had to troll in the freezing cold and in high heels around FOUR DIFFERENT EATS until one of them had any left in stock. and he has taken my request for extra pesto so literally that i am dripping in olive oil, as is my desk and keyboard.

on the plus side, it's fucking tasty and hot and low calorie. well, except the extra pesto maybe. which is good. these heels never leave the office normally if i have to walk more than 5 paces.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:54, Reply)
You should do what I do
Go out, get cold, go to the closest place, buy a bland sandwich that does nothing for you and then eat crisps and chocolate all afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:59, Reply)
This^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:01, Reply)
Not had pesto in soup before
but it sounds great!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:01, Reply)
i have tried to re-create it at home
it failed miserably. but this EAT one is stuffed full of veg and beans as well as the pesto. and it's so low-calorie that even the massive bucket sized pot is only 300 cals.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)
Resolves to make some soup at the weekend
with pesto in it
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)
do it
and report back
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:07, Reply)
I shall!
It will contain:

Chicken stock
Lentils
Roast peppers
chicken
carrots
onions
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:08, Reply)
And pesto?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:08, Reply)
no, foolish boy
who is in disgrace for bashing my water drinking

you GARNISH it with pesto. you don't put it in as an ingredient.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:12, Reply)
No chance of that 'chez Al'
By the time you get to the serving stage he's eaten all the pesto, the bowl and the spoon, and even the fucking tablecloth unless you batten it down with a staplegun.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:13, Reply)
i have an image of al
smeared in green pesto like a child licking out a mixing bowl.

it's making me regret my lunch decision to be honest. except this divine £2.50 bottle of vitamin water. mmmm. healthy.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)
I'm so looking forward to when you're hospitalised with chronic vitamin deficiancy.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)
no chance
i'm healthy as anything, me.

*touches wood*
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:18, Reply)
*Puts penis back in pants*
My plan worked like a charm
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)
i did think someone would make that "joke"
but i didn't think it would be you, al. i had a higher opinion of you than that.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:23, Reply)
That's a lie and you know it

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:24, Reply)
I tried to eat my own arm
but it needed chilli sauce and i'd run out
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)
AND
2 x tsp spunk
1 x tbsp child's tears
1 x poo, blended
500ml wee-wee
1 x bogey
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:12, Reply)
A bouquet garni

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:18, Reply)
Can't you get it delivered?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:02, Reply)
no
the selfish trainee has a half day holiday
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:07, Reply)
What a cunt.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:08, Reply)
If you will leave it until almost 2pm to get your lunch
There is a good chance places will have sold out.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:09, Reply)
i know but
i had a client who thought his rent arrears were more important than my soup. i mean, can you imagine the nerve?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:13, Reply)
What a fucking cheek
Add another 15 minutes time to his bill.

THAT'LL LEARN HIM.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:19, Reply)
All-Bran and fruit
followed by 2 pieces of cake (one chocolate the other carrot both with frosted icing). Diet is fucked.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)

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