I would win so hard
though for the sake of historical accuracy Dr, I must point out that castrati were unknown in Rome in this period, though present in the East.

So Monty is a limpwristed slaveboy who serves as a catamite
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:00, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

And lost a testicle in an accident.
(May I add that just for the hell of it?)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Absolutely
both of them in fact. So yeah he is a castrati, but accidentally :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Yeah, you tell these goats not to bite. but do they listen?

(Cave Duck, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:07, Reply)

FUCK YOU BOTH
I am in fact a Murmillo and a fucking HARD AS NAILS one at that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Of course you are Monty
*aside* he got given a little sword and we can't take it off him

But you're WRONG. Augustus was fantastic. Though Caesar was probably personally more interesting
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:14, Reply)

and 200% less weedy and gay.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:14, Reply)

hahaha!
Caesar 'every woman's man, and every man's woman,' he apparantly had sex with King Nicomedes while at his court. I mean Augustus might have been a tiny touch gay, but Caesar was blatantly fine with any action at all
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)

castrato?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)

oops
you're right, that shouldn't be a plural. Either way they weren't known in Rome
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Give up, nutsack.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:18, Reply)