Why do you shoplift?

(berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

To get free stuff?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Yeah but shoplifting for food, every day?
I agree with his sig frankly.
(berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I think theft is morally reprehensible.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:33, Reply)

and me, i really really hate it
it stems back to how much my mother humiliated me when i stole a lipstick at the age of 6.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I agree with you
hence why I also agree with his sig. But, you know *shrugs* who am I to judge? It's not me that's going to end up with a criminal record for sticking chicken drumsticks down my knickers, after all...
(berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:35, Reply)

That's fowl.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:37, Reply)

you're just chicken

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:40, Reply)

That's a poultry effort.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:42, Reply)

it was plucking brilliant!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:43, Reply)

You should be so clucky.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Stop beakering.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:46, Reply)

it's hard when you're cooped up because of the snow

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Cocks

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Is it buc-buc-bucaaaws I'm black?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:51, Reply)

You're just winging it, now.

(Cave Duck, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I don't know whether to click this
Or find you and stab you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:53, Reply)

or wank
and shout the lord's prayer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)

It's just
internet bantamer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:53, Reply)

*is lost in reverie at the mental image*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Quite vivid, isn't it?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Quite specific/specialist, too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Mmm ... KFC family bucket ...

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Not a boneless box?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:40, Reply)

With a free 2ltr bottle of diet coke?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:41, Reply)

and a side of gravy.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:52, Reply)