Yeah
Ive heard you do that

Eep do I get jeffaids by replying?
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:29, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Yes.
Welcome to the JeffAIDS club!

Tell us all about you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:30, Reply)

my profile
Username and QOTW posts tell you everything you need to know about me ;)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:31, Reply)

penis or breasts?
with which are you equipped?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:33, Reply)

Breasts
But they went south years before I did
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:34, Reply)

watch out for Chompy he can molest people through the internet.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:36, Reply)

Chompy
Would run away so i think i'm safe
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:39, Reply)

*old boobs highfives*

( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:36, Reply)

Oh shush
your boobs are awesome.
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:38, Reply)

you could heft one up each and slap em together.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:39, Reply)

oh
You've been at the same fetish clubs as me havnt you?
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:42, Reply)

^ *Bob wanking fantasy*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:42, Reply)

yes indeed
I wouldnt pass the pencil test anymore
More like the entire stationery section of WH Smiths
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:40, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:41, Reply)

I'm on call for wildlife rescue
Until 2am
Its too bloody cold out there for any wildlife so im twiddling my thumbs for the next 50 minutes
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:10, Reply)

On call where?
At a wildlife shelter or at home?
( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:13, Reply)

At home
If anyone rings with an emergency I have a couple of numbers to pass on, or if they want to bring anything to me i call the rescue centre and they will come and pick an animal up.
Its pretty quiet at the moment
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:16, Reply)

That's cool.

( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:19, Reply)

TBH
At this time of year nothing usually much happens.
As an insomniac I usually volunteer for the 12-2pm shift and feel somewhat guilty if I have to call in a casualty.
Normally its badgers, they dont have very good eyesight so tend to get hit by cars a lot :(
And they are scary buggers to try to transport, all teeth and claws and rampant rage, i bare the scars
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:27, Reply)

If any dogs need a bit of TLC, keep me in mind.
*Winks*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:31, Reply)

Dogs and TLC
Are the last things I think of when seeing your username *sniggers*
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:43, Reply)