I'm very tired today
Went to my gran's 90th birthday this weekend, and met up with cousins I haven't seen in far too long.

It was all going swimmingly, we'd buggered off to the pub to leave the parents at the house, and proceeded to get nicely tipsy. Conversation turned to relationships/exes, and after talking about my ex I turned to my youngest cousin (she's 23) and said "You've just broken up with your fella haven't you, did it go ok?". She paused, looked like she was about to cry, and took off out the pub...

Felt like a right Grade A cunt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:39, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ooops!

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Ouch!
Labs, you terrible penis.
(berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)

My other cousins were supportive, said she's just a bit flaky and melodramatic
But yeah, felt shit after that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I don't think you should feel bad.
You never know how they're going to react.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:52, Reply)

However,
slapping her repeately around the face with his flaccid, suppurating penis at the same time, was a little bit off, I'd say.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I don't now, but at the time I did
I've since apologised to her, and it's all cool.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)

You could be in with a chance after all.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Bertlolz

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:56, Reply)

It is a bit LOLDRAMA
to well up and flee the room, but equally...not everyone is cold and dead inside like you!
(berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:52, Reply)

They should be, people would get more done.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Ouch...
But sure you didn't know, did you? You didn't say it to hurt her.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Well, I knew she'd split
But also knew it'd been on the cards for a while.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Bah
then don't worry, I'm sure she'll recover just fine. Your other cousins know her better and were with you on this.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Indeed, even her brother was putting me at ease about it

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:00, Reply)