Somebody ought to write a soap opera
about you.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:11, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

me
am collecting disastrous stories of friends and FOAFs with intention of turning same into best-selling "fictitious" diary and film franchise or similar.

oh wait. been done?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Make sure to include a HILARIOUS love triangle
involving you, the hapless, insecure and somewhat clumsy, yet endearing heroine, the nice but shy guy who's too awkward to make a move and the rakish boss who makes you think he's a nice guy but is really a total dick.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:18, Reply)

And she should
write about her underwear all the time too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:20, Reply)

i'll do it
me rite gud
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:15, Reply)

this sounds great, you're very funny
we will need to do some very in-depth interviewing though, i'll need to check out your technique.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:23, Reply)