Listen I really need to apologise about that.
I'm not a real doctor.


And that wasn't my finger.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:52, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You could have gone in dry up to the elbow
and it would still have hurt less than my stomach.
(berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Actually...
elbow wrist, maybe - I'm not Lampito.
(berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:56, Reply)

oh my

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I was wrist deep in myself this morning.
It was the mouth, though. Damn that little bit of bile that JUST won't come out, no matter what disgusting things you think of.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:24, Reply)

I took advantage. If it helps, I have felt terrible about it ever since.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:57, Reply)

terrible about it +chafed
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:03, Reply)

You are Gillian McWhatsit
AICMFP
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:09, Reply)

*faints*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:10, Reply)

I've not seen it, but from what I gather, she is a grade A twat.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Neither have I
but she's a fraudulent hunchback who should be burnt as a witch.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:22, Reply)

should be burnt as looks like. Burning is too quick - the raddled old hag ought to be force fed her own faeces until her brain melts.
(berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:25, Reply)

She'd probably enjoy that,
the faecally-fixated crone.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)

Ugh
I don't want her anywhere near my arse thanks - even Monty's cock would be preferable to her finger. I cannot stand the woman.
(berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:13, Reply)

I don't think you wanting to avoid Gillian McKeith means you have to let Monty fuck you up the arse.
But I'm sure Monty will confirm one way or the other.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Of course not
but if it was a choice between the two..
(berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:19, Reply)

Yes it does.

*sotto voce* fucking shut UP Jeff, I think it's working
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Thank you for your kind offer
but I'm afraid my bottom is south bound traffic only. I think I have Lamper's number if you want some poop-chute action though.
(berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:23, Reply)

I think I'd better have a go all the same.
Just to be on the safe side.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:25, Reply)

You're in Monts.
All you have to do is get that McKeith woman in sight of berk.

I suggest your tactic is to write to McKeith and say you know where she can get another free PhD 'no questions asked'.

Then go to berks flat with her, and threaten an introduction.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:25, Reply)

I'll tell McKeith
that I'm offering her an honorary degree in Poo Studies, and tell her to collect it from Berk's address. Then all I have to do is take up my usual position in the bushes outside her house and wait for the old hag to arrive.

*high fives self*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:27, Reply)