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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Woo and Yay!
Missed you my lovely.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:24, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
you need to work on your aim, blossom...

I'm not exactly a small target to hit.

How have you been? - and how's B3ta been? I'd forgotten about this place!
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)
I hear you're a lot smaller now.
I'm fine apart from man troubles. When are you going to ditch the wife and make me a happy woman?
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)
My weight is going up and down like a bride's nightie...

but more importantly...man troubles? "What fucker...?"*

WHO WOULD DARE GIVE YOU ANYTHING BUT NON-STOP-ROCK-HARD-GROIN-GRINDIN' LOVIN'?

You should be treated like the Princess of purdeyness that you are at all times. FACT.


Let me at em'!



*Quote provided by Withnail & I
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:37, Reply)
Apparently I'm too good for everyone so my future of non stop rock hard groin grinding lovin is looking a bit bleak.
It's a cross I have to bear.

I'm just glad you're healthy and still rocking.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)
GROUP HUG PLZ
*hugs BGB and Pooflake HARD*
*parps*
Ooooops! Sorry about that m'dears :-S
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)
That's ok....

During the group hug I let out a sneaky 'silent but violent' one at the same time...

maybe they will cancel each other out?...then again, I notice the wallpaper is starting to peel off the walls in my office...:(
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)
My fart had lumps in it.......
Best I check me undercrackers :(
That wallpaper was awful anyway mate ;o)
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)
You're right - you are too good for everyone...

However, let me know when you're up for a bit of 'slumming-it' style bumping uglies, and I'll be legging it t'up north like the clappers, melting the snow as I go with just the pre-emptive heat coming off my unsightly crotch bulge.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)
Ready whenever you are.
*shaves legs*
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:56, Reply)

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