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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm threadstomping because it's my motherfucking B3ta birthday.I've been here four years and in that time I have experienced anger, joy, sorrow and a couple of nasty cases of trapped wind.
What are your favorite memories of my time on here?
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girlinthehole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 8:31,
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Remember that time you said........No, I won't go there, it was too funny.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 8:33,
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You are Hale to everybody elses PaceNo, the other way round, erm....
You are both Hale and Pace then.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 8:46,
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How rude.Why not call her Brian Conley and be done with it?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 8:48,
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I was going to put Cannon and BallSo I thought I was being quite kind really.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 8:51,
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Hahaha!I use to have such a crush on him when I was young.
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girlinthehole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 8:52,
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You're weird.We still have the Eric Morecambe Suite at Luton Town FC. You must come and lay a wreath next time you are down this way.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 8:54,
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I'd love to.But having to visit Luton may be an obstacle.
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girlinthehole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 8:57,
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Well, Harpenden, where he lived, is next stop on the train.I'm sure they do Eric Morecambe heritage walks there. The place has got nothing else going for it, being so up it's own arse.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:02,
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Happy Candlemas.My favourite has to be 'Epic Bertdown'. Although the original Jeff The Dog Fucker lolz and the day Nommers linked to the 'Busi stuff rank very highly for me.
I had a lovely evening yesterday and feeling worryingly benevolent.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 8:37,
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That's nice but none of those were to do with me.It's all about me today.
Glad things are going good for you hon.
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girlinthehole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 8:39,
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You were there for all of them.Everything that goes on here involves you. You are one of the lares* of /OT.
*Roman household gods, for you thickies out there
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 8:42,
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I just like how you're always here and you're good for an internet hug, even when you have better things to do.Also, the squirrels made me laugh. Sorry, but it did.
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I literally JUST looked out the window then and saw tiny tiny little flakes of it floating down.IT'S MOTHERFUCKING SNOWING!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dances*
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HahahaI remember my first time too...
I quite hate it now, though. The walk to work today was a pain, specially as I was carrying my suitcase and tons of cakes. Looking from the office through the window it's not too bad.
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The snow can get to fuckIt's coming down heavily here, I wanted to fucking move house today, this shit couldn't have fucking happened at a fucking worse time.
FUCK!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:31,
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This.I want to go into uni but there's no point, yesterday in a seminar there was four of us and we just got told we could work on any of our assignments in the library. There's no point going in today because it'll be the same. Plus a forty minute walk to the doctor's in a bit is going to be a right pain.
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I love snow.Even though my car becomes a death trap and as an old person, every step I take is a step closer to a shattered hip.
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girlinthehole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:39,
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I'm thinking I need to put on another pair of socks.my little feet are freeeeeeeezing.
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I think it's an age thingI used to love snow, because it would mean a day to myself/off school/etc. Now, it means a struggle to work, and if I can't make it, it's a full days wages I lose.
In a few years, evidence seems to indicate I'll like it again, but right now I fucking hate it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:48,
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Happy b3thday!How are you doing? What are you experiencing today? I have cakes in the office if you fancy coming to Runcorn :)
My favourite is that of you waiting for me at the Salisbury, agreeing to go there earlier to meet me before I had to confront the whole of the internet for the first time in my life. Since then, you've been a good, reliable, funny and suportive friend. Thanks!
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Aw shucks!You and Mark are lovely and I'm sorry you're moving further away.
Today I am experiencing a small hangover but nothing I can't handle.
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girlinthehole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 8:48,
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I'm going to miss you a lot too!But I promisse I'll come and visit, and you better visit us as well.
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I don't know you very wellBut as a lurking off-topic reader, I'd have to say that you're generally lovely and that you care for animals. That's a good thing, animals are lully.
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You're getting her mixed up with Jeff.He 'cares for animals' alright.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 8:57,
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Don't blame me. I'm not the one who fucks dogs.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:02,
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I think the second incidence of trapped wind was the best.I can't claim to know you, but you only have to read this board for 10 minutes to for it to be apparent that you're a good sort. I wish you happiness and perhaps more importantly the self beelief and realisation that it is within your domain to achieve it.
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Thank you : )I'm a little gobby now and then and a tendancy to whinge but not a bad egg really.
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girlinthehole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:17,
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The time when I met you in that London(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:15,
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That was a great evening.Marred only by my need to stay fairly sober.
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girlinthehole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:21,
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I needed to stay fairly sober as wellI didn't manage it. It was an epic night though.
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What a night it truly was.I stayed in and re-catalogued my collection of 1960s radiator valve caps.
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I didn't know you collected them too!11!!!!We probably walked right past each other at RadCon 2010 without even knowing it!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:28,
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Did the 3rd "member" get in the way then?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:29,
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If I'm honest I'm a little embarrassed about my enormous penis:I'd appreciate it if you didn't harp on about it, if you don't mind.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:30,
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This is no way to talk about PsychoChomp(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:32,
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He'severyone's enormous penis, not just mine.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:34,
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That's what his mum calls him.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:36,
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Apparently he's not an enormous penis to a small eclave of Gypsy folk just south of Dubrovnic.Well at least thay haven't been properly verified and added to his database as yet.
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Sorry, they have now been addedSo only Celine Dion remains
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:39,
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I still cannot get the shot on herBut it will be worth the wait
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:41,
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Oh man, I was so there. I was the one who had a set of original fitting instructions for the Baxi C722K in an old Sainsbury's carrier bag.(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:31, Reply)
NO WAY!!!!Everyone was talking about 'the guy with the Baxi instructions' back at the travel tavern afterwards. I have to say I scoffed and said they must be fakes.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:33,
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Am I bollocks.Fucking carrot crunching slave-traders.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:31,
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You missed a question mark off the end of your subject lineThe answer is 'Yes'.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:47,
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Shut up or I'll chin you.Oh, sorry, God has beaten me to it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:50,
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I'm working on the chinsSadly there's not a lot you can do about your age.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:52,
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Yes.Only two small brandies last night.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:32,
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Your bash was fantastic, one of the best nights I've ever hadAlso, you were the first person I recognised at my first bash, or else I'd have been wandering round like an idiot!
Also, your falling over in TV21 was pretty funny!
Plus, let's face it, you've shown time after time that you're one of the nicest people it's possible to be.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:29,
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Jeez! thanks for that.I'm no Mother Theresa though. I once laughed myself silly when an old person fell over.
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girlinthehole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:32,
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This is understandableIt is funny!
Happy candles
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:33,
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Happy candleday Blousie!Best memories?
The bash at your place when Pooflake and I were abusing the airwaves with our 'music'.
The London Bash with a lot of the OT crowd (and the windscreen/nork interface from Tourettes - I think that was your idea - poor Pooflake was a gibbering wreck* after that).
And, of course, your general lovely goodness.
CP
*Wanked them flat for weeks!
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You and the pooster are sorely missed.He is still alive isn't he?
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girlinthehole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:30,
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Psst.It's spelled 'poofter'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:35,
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Yep!He's still alive and a shadow of his former self - he lost about 3 stone of unsightly fat (and not by cutting his head off - why does that boy never listen to me!).
We go to a local pub on Sunday lunchtimes for the 'guitar circle' where people bring guitars and practice and drink heavily - whiles away the afternoons I suppose.
I'll get him to send you a congratulatory note, if the lazy git's out of bed.
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Hahahahahahaha!It was Madam Marlboro who suggested the norklolz :)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:10,
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I like the one where you set your blood-thirsty hounds onto that squirrelI took my little mum and dad to see Squeeze last night.
That was the first proper gig they took me to when I was about 15, so there was a nice little completion of a circle to it.
Squeeze were boss. Like a bunch of young fellas.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:45,
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Ace.Did you treat them to "Black Coffee in Bed" this morning?
(see what I did there?)
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What, her parents?She's not Bert, ffs.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:51,
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In Liverpool we shout the little piano riff from that to get them to do an encoreMe and my aunty did it in Sheffield in 1996 and it confused them, but eventually caught on.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:51,
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How lovely.I bet you were all bopping away to Cool for cats.
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girlinthehole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:49,
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By the time they did Cool for CatsI was bopping like a tit and was convinced I should have been a backing singer or even a female Squeeze tribute act.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:52,
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I wasn't a huge distance from you last nightI saw Ross Noble at the Empire, was fantastic!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:01,
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Aw I grew up over the road from there.Behind the museum.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:03,
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Happy B3taday Blousie!So many memories of you on here, but all are overshadowed by the lovely memories of you at various bashes! Best Internet Aunt I could ever wish for!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:47,
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If only my real life nephews had tattoos and a mohawk.(
girlinthehole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:53,
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They're a bit young aren't they?So therefore impressionable... get to work!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:57,
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Two are around 20 years old.One may be gay though so that's a bonus.
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girlinthehole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:59,
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^ very much what Lab saidexcept you're my internet sister :)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:50,
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No way, it's your b3taday too?!Happy Candlemas Ma!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:53,
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Oh, I see,Right then, I'm claiming BGB as my internet second cousin once removed on me Mum's side.
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Oooooh spooky!You two joined on the same day but yeeeears apaaaaaart
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:55,
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*hums tune from The Twilight Zone*Not that any of the youngsters here will know what that was ;o)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:00,
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Wasn't it an episode of The Twilight Zone that first brought us William Shatner?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:02,
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There's, something on the wing. Some, thing./Shatner
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:10,
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Middle aged angst and online meltdowns(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:52,
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That's the first step to controlling itGaz me for the additional 6 steps; favourable rates apply.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:59,
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I think I might just try using willpower first and see how it goes.(
girlinthehole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:01,
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it's been 4 years, bgbhow could i pick just one memory?
it's a bit of a shit anniversary for me this week as it's when my mum died, but i got home last night to find 2 cards from interflora and into work this morning to find 2 more bunches of flowers.... so things might be a bit shit, but i am lucky enough to have the best friends in the world who always remember, how nice is that?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:55,
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Really should be working but it would be highly uncharitable of me not to pop on here and wish you and Tourette's both a very happy burningwickinwaxdayHaving not even been here three years myself, I will have missed a lot of your time here, but I must agree with AA, the Todmorden bash was excellent. Oh, and hang on to the flappy hair, it suits you.
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Thank you : )I will keep the hair. I did the butch thing for far too long.
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girlinthehole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:12,
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Thanks Crow!Yep, that bash at Blousie's was full of win :)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:13,
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Oooooh, look, we have our candles lined up!This makes my lolautism happy :))))
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:15,
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I CAN HAZ MOAR AUTISM PLZ(
Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:18,
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Happy B3taday my firm, proud dollop of deliciousness!...Apologies for the delay, I just thought I'd turn up fashionably late and lower the average IQ of this esteemed thread.
My best memories of you? - hmmm, difficult to narrow down, so I'm going to have to go with...
Everything you ever say or ever do.ever.
I lurve you long time, kitten.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:14,
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FLAKEY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*licks Pooflake's face*
*asplodes*
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:17,
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Oh yes, like the veritable 'bad smell', I have returned for this very special day...And you are candletastic too?...I don't think my poor, weather-withered nether-bits can handle much more of this.
I fear I may spoink-a-doodle into my own shoe
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:23,
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genuine IRL LOLZ :))))))))(
Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:42,
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you need to work on your aim, blossom...I'm not exactly a small target to hit.
How have you been? - and how's B3ta been? I'd forgotten about this place!
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:28,
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I hear you're a lot smaller now.I'm fine apart from man troubles. When are you going to ditch the wife and make me a happy woman?
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girlinthehole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:30,
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My weight is going up and down like a bride's nightie...but more importantly...man troubles? "What fucker...?"*
WHO WOULD DARE GIVE YOU ANYTHING BUT NON-STOP-ROCK-HARD-GROIN-GRINDIN' LOVIN'?
You should be treated like the Princess of purdeyness that you are at all times. FACT.
Let me at em'!
*Quote provided by Withnail & I
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:37,
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Apparently I'm too good for everyone so my future of non stop rock hard groin grinding lovin is looking a bit bleak.It's a cross I have to bear.
I'm just glad you're healthy and still rocking.
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girlinthehole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:41,
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GROUP HUG PLZ*hugs BGB and Pooflake HARD*
*parps*
Ooooops! Sorry about that m'dears :-S
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:45,
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That's ok....During the group hug I let out a sneaky 'silent but violent' one at the same time...
maybe they will cancel each other out?...then again, I notice the wallpaper is starting to peel off the walls in my office...:(
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:49,
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My fart had lumps in it.......Best I check me undercrackers :(
That wallpaper was awful anyway mate ;o)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:53,
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You're right - you are too good for everyone...However, let me know when you're up for a bit of 'slumming-it' style bumping uglies, and I'll be legging it t'up north like the clappers, melting the snow as I go with just the pre-emptive heat coming off my unsightly crotch bulge.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:53,
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*smooshes**licks Wookiee's face*
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:41,
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This day seems to be getting more awesome by the minute.What a nice surprise.
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girlinthehole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:51,
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Stop trying to entice him overwith the possibility of canine shenanigans! try getting your norks out instead
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Dog norks are better.They have lots of nipples.
*Waves*
Morning berk
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:06,
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We said we would never speak of it again.So I won't. But By Jove it was good.
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Happy b3taday BGB!It was lovely meeting you at DGs bash. Oh and having an argument about whether wolf fur looked better on humans or wolves
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:57,
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Happy candleday my dearAll of my memories of you are good ones, I couldn't possibly pick just one :)
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