I'll put you down for Delilah, then.

(Cave Duck, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

And I will put you down for a stabbing.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Not on a first date.

(Cave Duck, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Oh dear, comedic misunderstanding.
I'm afraid I didn't mean in a sexual manner, more of a cutting-you-open-and-then-strangling-you-with-your-own-intestines sort of thing. Obviously I'd then fuck your corpse, but I doubt that you'd be in a position to mind.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:54, Reply)

If you wanted to do performance art karaoke, then you should have said.
How about Laurie Anderson's "Oh Superman"
(Cave Duck, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:57, Reply)

*murders*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Yeah, but nobody expects it to be pitch perfect.
At least you tried.
(Cave Duck, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:03, Reply)

I hate you.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:23, Reply)

(Cave Duck, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:29, Reply)