I loathe the gym. I've never been.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

i keep avoiding it
and I am all too aware that it's making me fatter and poorer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:16, Reply)

How is not going to the gym making you poorer?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:16, Reply)

well if I pay for it and don't go
I am throwing money away
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:25, Reply)

Well cancel the membership
And find a gym that'll let you pay by the session.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:28, Reply)

this one will
but the subs make sure I will actually go. In theory
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:29, Reply)

But the theory is flawed
There are going to be loads of people who pay membership and never go. If everyone did go, the gym probably wouldn't be able to cope with the demand.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:30, Reply)

it's not massively expensive, it's the local council one

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:31, Reply)

You really don't have to give me any justification.
Why?

Because I don't care that much, that's why.

Tell me something interesting.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:33, Reply)

i have most delicious curry in front of me
and I intend to eat every last bit

may not be that interesting to you, but it's certainly the thing in the forefront of my mind.

You tell me something interesting
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:34, Reply)

I'm left handed.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:34, Reply)

no way
I'm ambisinistrous
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:35, Reply)

Crazy isn't it?
You've got Beadle hands.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:36, Reply)

aww
curry 1, crunchy 0

guess some of that's for breakfast
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:40, Reply)

How did you lose to a curry?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:41, Reply)

it was a lot of curry

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:42, Reply)

*Is going to try and be really good and not turn this into the usual pun-down*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:43, Reply)

I'm glad to hear that.

( girlinthehole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:44, Reply)

too full of curry to think

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:46, Reply)