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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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maybe instead of a gift make a nice dinner
then put it in her arse
when I say "it" I mean your prick
not the dinner, you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:07, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
you romantic

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:08, Reply)
I signed up to OKCupid last night and got an email within 30 minutes!!!
He wanted to know if I was interested in casual sex.
And they say chivalry is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:11, Reply)
So you said 'yes' then.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:12, Reply)
I said not really, sorry
he said have a nice week
well, that was polite
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:18, Reply)
Maybe his polite aside was designed to lull you into accepting his offer?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:20, Reply)
*facepalms*
Now I remember why I stopped going on those sites.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:12, Reply)
for reals
what's the fucking point
I can have better sex BY MYSELF.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:14, Reply)
I for one wouldn't care for casual sex
they should be at least still wear a dinner jacket when first penetrating someone.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:13, Reply)
hahahaha
*Imagines Bob trying to spoon feed the arse of uni-girl a 3 course meal*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:08, Reply)
Pro tip:
"save some butter....for desert!" is the best way to let your anal intentions be known
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:12, Reply)
And you'll be supporting dairy farmers.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:13, Reply)
Nothing says "Im just here to use you"
than not using real butter in your own personal last tango in paris
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:15, Reply)
Nothing says "I'm a wrong un"
like using a mashed up Dairylea triangle ...
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:28, Reply)
hahhahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:29, Reply)
Click

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:30, Reply)

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