The most fun I've ever had in Blackpool
was in February when it was clear and blue but howling a gale, it was completely empty and the waves were coming up waaaay over the sea wall and we all got drenched. It's alright in the summer too but all those tourists, bleah.
(berk, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

tourists are idiots
and they walk too fucking slowly up and down the high street. Get out of my way, tit-heads!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:06, Reply)

Believe me
if you think Weston is bad, Blackpool is a thousand times worse. It's full of brassy northern types with seven arse cheeks, greasy peroxide hair and 7 kids, all of whom are off their tits on sugar and screaming round the streets at 11billion miles an hour.
(berk, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:08, Reply)

push them into traffic
it always works for me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:11, Reply)