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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've just eaten
Bangers and mash with onion gravy, peas and carrots.

What have you done this evening?
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:56, 277 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
curry, bath
marking, planning for interview, trying to locate a friend's house on streetview after losing his number.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:00, Reply)
What mark did you give your bath?

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:03, Reply)
8/10
nice and warm and fluffy. One of my towels smells bad, so that loses marks
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:07, Reply)
Eww, how dirty were you for your bath to go fluffy?

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:08, Reply)
just had a dip in the local
sewage outlet/swansea bay
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:10, Reply)
What sort of curry did you have?

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:12, Reply)
yummy curry
chicken dhansak, pilau rice, sag aloo and a plain naan
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:13, Reply)
*Sings* dhansak in the moonlight.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:16, Reply)
listened to arsenal v wigan, played fallout, finished my book, had 3 joints and typed up my notes from welsh.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:04, Reply)
Do you want West Ham next?

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:06, Reply)
not fussed really, reckon we have a chance of some silverware now. wahey.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:08, Reply)
Why not take Uni girl to an Arsenal match as a Christmas gift?

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:09, Reply)
because she is a man utd fan and doesn't bloody deserve to sit in hallowed ground

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:10, Reply)
I said Arsenal match, I didn't say take her to Ashton Gate.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:13, Reply)
ashton gate is a pen for chavs

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:13, Reply)
You've no idea just how wrong you are.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:16, Reply)
scummy mc scummerson

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:18, Reply)

scummy mc scummerson Bob McGloryHunter
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:20, Reply)
Whatever, I have been a gunner since I was a kid.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:23, Reply)
Playing with a toy gun does not make you a Gunner! :)

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:27, Reply)
that's not what your mum said.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:28, Reply)
What did she say?
I reckon she probably said, 'Bob, you're an arse 'in all'
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:33, Reply)
Driven home.
18 miles in 3 fucking hours. Shopping. Dishes. Emptied washing machine. Still not eaten.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:09, Reply)
bad luck fella, where do you live? is it snowtastic? we have none.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:10, Reply)
North east.
The roads are fucked due to snow.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:14, Reply)
Same here (the snow bit at least.)
Last couple of days it's taken me well over an hour to get to or from work. I live four miles away.

I've started walking, it's quicker and safer.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:23, Reply)
I've brought work home with me.
Not taking any chances tomorrow. It was alright this morning, but tonight was a bloody nightmare with compacted snow, blizzard conditions, multiple accidents and black ice forming.

Fuck that for a game of soldiers..
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:50, Reply)
Either you've got a shit car
Or, I'm guessing the roads are still spannered after all the snow.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:10, Reply)
The latter.
Multiple accidents en route due to blizzards and ice. Fucking grim.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:13, Reply)
+ up north.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:15, Reply)
tru dat

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:30, Reply)
Fuck off Scots boy.
:)
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:50, Reply)
Driven to Bristol
Went outside, got cold, had dinner with friends. Hoping it doesn't snow overnight so I can drive to Cardiff tomorrow without any problems.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:12, Reply)
Go on the new bridge, the old one was like a skating rink tonight, and with the wind it was mental.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:13, Reply)
i think there was big shards of ice
spearing cars last year
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:14, Reply)
That would be awesome as long as it wasn't me.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:17, Reply)
Footage
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7875508.stm
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:19, Reply)
We aren't expecting snow tonight (the last time I checked)

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:13, Reply)
we are further over
but wednesday night
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:15, Reply)
I wish we fucking would have
It feels like we're the only corner of Britain that isn't knee deep in snow. Bastards.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:35, Reply)
Eaten spaghetti bolognaise, and watched tv
What a boring fucking night.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:13, Reply)
its tuesday
it was never advertised as a party night
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:13, Reply)
Yes it was
Maybe you didn't get the invite?
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:14, Reply)
:(
screw you guys I had mega curry
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:15, Reply)
and a furry bath.
EDIT: Fluffy even.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:18, Reply)
i have never bathed in a furry costume

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:22, Reply)
But I'll bet you've not posted the suggestion on some larping forum.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:24, Reply)
i would like to reiterate
that larpers are not furries. OK, some larpers are furries, but not many. That I know of
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:26, Reply)
Do all larpers have smelly towels?

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)
Waited nearly two hours for buses and spent an hour walking home.
Hooray.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:16, Reply)
my ironing
*smugs*
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:21, Reply)
and eaten half a tub of ben & jerry's
which means I *left* half a tub of ben & jerry's in the freezer. For me, this is a big deal.

EDIT: it was chunky monkey - best of all the flavours.

I also used to like caramel chew chew, until I threw up a whole tub, and it tasted exactly the same coming up as it did going down.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:22, Reply)
fair play. Was it phish food?
*plans ninja strike on Mrs b3th's house*
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:23, Reply)
I can give you the address
You've got to get past the slobbering, unruly dog though.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:27, Reply)
that's no way to talk about your brother in law

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:30, Reply)
hahahahahaha

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:33, Reply)
I can help Crunchy with this.
She can grab the ice-cream, I'll take very good care of the dog.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:32, Reply)
hahahahaha

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:34, Reply)
I'm viewing this as a win-win situation.
Crunchy gets ice-cream, I get my needs attended to.

Any idea what breed it is? I'm not fussy, just curious.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:37, Reply)
he's a lurcher
pic in my profile.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:41, Reply)
I'd have no problem fucking that.
So all that remains is for you to hand over the ice-cream to Crunchy.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:44, Reply)
Lurcher

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:41, Reply)
I can imagine the conversation I'll have with it.
Lurcher, meet... 'STALKER!'

Before I set about him!

*Evil laughs*
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:45, Reply)
What flavour?

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:24, Reply)
I don't mind doing the ironing.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:23, Reply)

mind ing
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:24, Reply)
Sexist-lols

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:26, Reply)
My flatmate bought Sky Sports channels because of The Ashes
Last night I watched Barca do over Real Madrid 5-0. Tonight I watched West Ham thrash Man Utd 4-0. Fucking boss.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:21, Reply)
9 goals in two games.
That's value.

And the first test went a lot better than I thought it would.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:26, Reply)
I'm not away from Cambridge this weekend
Tempted to adjust my body clock to Aussie time for a few days.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:28, Reply)
Do it.
I think England have a great chance in the second test.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)
whilst you're talking about your flat
I'd just like to share with the class that THIS ROPEY BASTARD has moved house and not given his family his new address!!!!!!!

Shun him, or tell him he is a cunt.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:32, Reply)
Why do you need my new address?
I'm at work all day so unable to sign for parcels (you've got my work address for that). And it's not like anyone ever visits.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:39, Reply)
Cunt

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:40, Reply)
you fucking tell im
*high fives*
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:42, Reply)
Can you imagine him when he's old?

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:44, Reply)
you never met our granddad, did you?
*ducks*
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:46, Reply)
You could have warned me!

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:48, Reply)
Hey!
You can fuck right off now.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:48, Reply)
*laughs and points*

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:50, Reply)
I'm fun
Honest.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:51, Reply)
I know
Just a bit cunty sometimes ;)
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:53, Reply)
:'(

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:55, Reply)
OH no
Don't be at it!!
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:57, Reply)
Never mind.
At least you've got his ring on your finger...
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:56, Reply)
You're right .
Wait...
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:58, Reply)
*Nods*
Still up, Gary?
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:58, Reply)
Just about
Already had a nap. I'm mangetouted tonight, so might sleep soon.
How goes, Healthy Nuts?
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:02, Reply)
Bollocktastic, thanks.
Although i still haven't got the official teste results yet...
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:09, Reply)
It be reet

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:10, Reply)
True dat.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:14, Reply)
been to the pub
and suffered whilst the BF sat himself next to another woman and practically ignored me for the night then had the nerve to text me and ask if he could call when I got home.this is despite earlier emails which made it very plain that I was in need of a friendly voice and some support.Hope everyonme else had a better night. On the plus side, my jacket potato was LUSH.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)
This doesn't sound very good at all PD
You posted yesterday that things aren't great with your fella, how much longer are you prepared to put up with this sort of behaviour?

Not long I hope, you shouldn't have to put up with it.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:35, Reply)
I am actually
completely alone in life. It certainly feels that way. Although one big plus is that at least I have somewhere to go for Xmas lunch.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:46, Reply)
What did you do for a living before this current period of unemployment?
As soon as you are able to improve your financial position, you'll have so many more options in your life.

Feel free to gaz me if you want to sound off. Otherwise, I'm sure you'll get good advice on here.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:52, Reply)
*hug*
hope that helps.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:36, Reply)
Thanks
I am actually sat in tears here. I think he might be very slightly autistic as he seems to feel nothing for me but worries constantly about other people who are having a bad time.But 7 nights on my own (bearing in mind I am unemployed at the moment) compared to 5 nights on my own? Do the maths. It's a lonely old life.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:45, Reply)
I got diagnosed with depression quite a few years ago
and it felt a lot like that.

I'm now lightly medicated and generally stable.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:48, Reply)
I was diagnosed
7 years ago after a breakdown and so far have managed to stay on top of it. Even through my ex nearly dying in an accident and needing nursing for nearly 3 years and all the other shit that went on with that.and having to work too. I'm just knackered and in need of some TLC.little blue pills are calling methinks.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:55, Reply)
much as I appreciate the situation
I really don't think viagra is called for.

; )
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:02, Reply)
I was thinking more of
amytriptylene or however you spell it.........
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:03, Reply)
I would go with the little brown pills
otherwise known as chocolate buttons. They make most things better.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:08, Reply)
M&S chocolate buttons
Better than Cadbury's.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:09, Reply)
Oooh, really?
*plots* their chocolate raisins are nice, I know that...
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:14, Reply)
Have you had the chocolate coated honeycomb?
It's AWESOME.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:51, Reply)
only cunts buy food at M&S
M&S is for knickers. Ones for special occasions, at that.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:16, Reply)
Try their percy pigs
and then tell me that!
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:17, Reply)
I'll give them one thing
they sell Jelly bellys (in theior own packaging though, which is weird)
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:19, Reply)
Lampito has pointed out that they do contain real pig.
I like them even more now.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:47, Reply)
I don't think their knickers are what they were
But those chocolate buttons, every now and again I notice they still sell them.

You're right about the food thing though. Case in point, my mother.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:22, Reply)
I had chocolate for tea
I looked after some children and then failed hard at a pub quiz.
Evening Jeff.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:37, Reply)
Alright berk.
So you've looked after kids and been to a pub quiz.

And you say you never go anywhere!
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:38, Reply)
Yeah
personification of rock n fucking roll, me.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:40, Reply)
I take it you never went on your own?

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:42, Reply)
Nah
I nagged some people from work, looks like it might possibly become a semi regular thing.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:42, Reply)
Awwww
I was picturing you sitting at a table on your own looking all small and overwhelmed.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:47, Reply)
I did two quizzes at our local pub, in a team on my own
each night, everyone said they felt really sorry for me sitting there all by myself.

Until I won hands down. Both nights.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:49, Reply)
Does winning in Weston super Mare count as winning?

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:52, Reply)

screw you, bitch
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:57, Reply)
Have you been on the recently reopened pier yet?

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:53, Reply)
didn't you ask me that the other day?
And no, not yet.

Hang on, are you trying to get me out of the house so you can molest my dog?
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:55, Reply)
Shit.
You've seen through my pier related plan.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:56, Reply)
Is it a well known dogging spot?
By dogging, I mean dogging and not 'dogging'.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:55, Reply)
Only in winter, in the summer you can't take dogs on the beach.
Which is a shame.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:57, Reply)
dogs are only allowed on the beach from november to march
you know, when the weather is too shit to enjoy it.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:57, Reply)
I enjoy it in all weathers.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:59, Reply)
The most fun I've ever had in Blackpool
was in February when it was clear and blue but howling a gale, it was completely empty and the waves were coming up waaaay over the sea wall and we all got drenched. It's alright in the summer too but all those tourists, bleah.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:02, Reply)
tourists are idiots
and they walk too fucking slowly up and down the high street. Get out of my way, tit-heads!
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:06, Reply)
Believe me
if you think Weston is bad, Blackpool is a thousand times worse. It's full of brassy northern types with seven arse cheeks, greasy peroxide hair and 7 kids, all of whom are off their tits on sugar and screaming round the streets at 11billion miles an hour.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:08, Reply)
push them into traffic
it always works for me.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:11, Reply)
That is how I normally look, it's true
complete with big puppy dog eyes. Although I'm usually a lot better at pub quizzes than a mere 22/40!
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:49, Reply)
*Puppy Dog!*
Reads a little bit closer.

Meh.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:52, Reply)
You're out of luck Jeff
It's my fella she digs, not you.

I know a very pretty dog that looks like a seal pup if that helps?
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:54, Reply)
Sounds like a bit of a mong-dog to me.
Not that I'm fussy.

Consider it a great help!
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:56, Reply)
Well...
good looking men are more fun to look at than ugly ones! I'm only window shopping :)
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:59, Reply)
Is Jeff a minger then?
Hahahaha, Jeff you minger!
;)
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:06, Reply)
I have no idea
he won't come out to play at bashes :(
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:07, Reply)
Cos he mings?

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:08, Reply)
Possibly
but mostly I suspect it's because he's LAME. Are you going?
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:09, Reply)
Where?

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:10, Reply)
The Bristol bash?

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:12, Reply)
ooh, yeah, do go
you could pop over and visit your in-laws.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:13, Reply)
We're in Le Pool that weekend
We should visit you over the C*****mas.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:16, Reply)
you, my girl
are welcome any time - with or without scrooge.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:20, Reply)
Yay!
And you here.
But I don't think Tigger would welcome his new cousin with open arms...
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:25, Reply)
Nice work there.
Getting people to the pub using pressure tactics.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:50, Reply)
To be fair...
last week they went without me. So this week I gently nagged them to go again, but invite me this time. I was the only person in the pub who knew what time the teddy bears go home from their picnic (it's 6 o clock, in case you were wondering)
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:54, Reply)
I knew all those years of grooming small children would pay off in the end!
Go-berk!
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:55, Reply)
froze my tits off on the way home
skidded the whole way from the tube.

forced myself back out of the warm cosy pretty flat into the dark cold world. froze my tits off on the way to the gym. skidded the whole way from the flat.

did 2 hours in the gym. froze my tits off on the way home. skidded the whole way from the gym. now just eaten too much soup and feel v v guilty.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:00, Reply)
Aha
and I am guessing by the amount of tit freezing that you are now as flat as a witch?
EDIT: was the soup good?
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:02, Reply)
i am impressed with the soups
lazy things from tesco, but they are 3 of 5 a day in a pot for one, and this one was spicy lentil with veg. it was tasty, and 256 cals.

needless to say it was a damn sight tastier and more calorific after i pimped it up with tonnes of cheese and spicy seeds/nuts sprinkled poured on top. but i had no lunch, so could be worse, i SUPPOSE.

/loathes self
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:14, Reply)
Oh for god's sake woman
you had no lunch and spent two hours at the gym. Give yourself a break! And some chocolate or something!
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:18, Reply)
i just have to admire my ability
to turn my healthy slimming soup into a calorie-laden meal for 10!
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:27, Reply)
but at least your tits have gone
did you get my messages?
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:03, Reply)
Nein Fraulein
Ich habe keine "message" but Danke anyway xx
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:05, Reply)
i did indeed, just writing my reply!
stupid work gets in the way of gazzing during the day because they stay in my browser history and i cannot get rid of the buggers!
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:12, Reply)
Are you a cat wi' nine tits?

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:05, Reply)
the amount of titt-age i have
we are going to need the next 20 days of freezing to get me down to flat chested gloriousness!
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:11, Reply)
sounds like me
lost over three stone and I'm still a fucking H cup! grrrr......
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:12, Reply)
*sigh*
I've lost 4 stone and I have tits like a baby spaniels ears. I wouldn't mind so much but I'm only 25 and I miss my boobage dearly :(
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:13, Reply)
have mine
i really hate being so busty
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:17, Reply)
Makes my DDs sound like a trainer bra
Respect sista (in-law).
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:13, Reply)
swap yer
for my 36E (but I am size 14*/16 so I guess it's all relative...)
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:16, Reply)
but 32H/32HH/32J at times
is a bastard of a size to buy. Try getting scaffolding bras for under £20...
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:18, Reply)
The cost is annoying
It was much worse ten years ago though.
"Small back but large bazungas? Here, Madam, have this disgusting hammock for £40."
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:20, Reply)
^this
very much so.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:21, Reply)
rigby & peller
the woman in there was amazing, she looked at me and guessed it bang on!
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:28, Reply)
I can usually guess breast size correctly just from a surreptitious glance.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:29, Reply)
"Excuse me pet, d'yer mind if I just weigh up yer tits?"
"Wheeeeeeeey"
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:32, Reply)
One of my pub regulars could do that
but he's dead now.
And I have his jew's harp.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:31, Reply)
Went too far did he?

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:35, Reply)
He just dropped the fuck dead
I wasn't even working that night
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:36, Reply)
Triumph Doreen
*cries*
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:32, Reply)
I was a 30E at one point
I'm a 10-12 so it's rather top-heavy, but manageable.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:18, Reply)
I was 30F/G when a size 10 :(

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:25, Reply)
Christ on a bike
I miss my tits. 36B is rubbish. Pert, but RUBBISH.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:23, Reply)
My Best mate
was a double H after having her daughter and had to go private for a reduction, despite the amount of painkillers they were giving her for backache - she's a size 10 so you can imagine the burden........
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:14, Reply)
ouch to the H's
my friend was a 30H, 30J in some stores. she loved them, used to run around their flat jiggling them, but i thought she looked a bit like a human trumpet!
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:16, Reply)
Did she have 3 tits?
Or are the keys on a trumpet different to nipples?
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:19, Reply)
I like breasts.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:24, Reply)
Me too dozer.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:29, Reply)
I like breasts.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:29, Reply)
I am in favour of them.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:31, Reply)
Hey, who doesn't like breasts?

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:31, Reply)
me

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:32, Reply)
Not even your own?

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:33, Reply)
If I were to like your breasts for you, would that make it better?

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:35, Reply)
can i sound the pandertron about myself?

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:38, Reply)
It's after the watershed, so I guess so!

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:40, Reply)
you are of unsound mind

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:36, Reply)
no
i just prefer rippling pecs and biceps and abs of steel.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:39, Reply)
on women?
ew
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:40, Reply)
i don't do girls

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:44, Reply)
+ Barrymore.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:41, Reply)
Michael Barrymore?

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:33, Reply)
He IS a tit
And probably quite likes himself, so by proxy....
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:35, Reply)
i used to fancy him a bit
because he looked like the teacher with whom i was utterly besotted.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:37, Reply)
did he turn out to be gay too?

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:38, Reply)
well.
yeah, actually!!!

at the time i had no idea. now, of course, i know that a good-looking 32 year old man who is seriously witty and funny WILL be gay if he is not married or girlfriended up...
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:39, Reply)
Were your friends away of your crush on him?

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:41, Reply)
the entire school was fully aware
so was he. i've never been more embarrassed than when the entire coach was singing "swipe and mr cheshire sitting in a tree"... and he was driving it...
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:43, Reply)
hahahaha
How did you cope with that? (Not the rejection by the gay adult teacher, but the mockery of your classmates).
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:45, Reply)
blushed a LOT
it was relentless for about 5 years!

on the plus side, i got an A* in my GCSE and an A in my A-level, it was one good way to get me to concentrate.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:46, Reply)
Did a random stranger end up dead in his swimming pool
with a table leg rammed up his anus?
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:43, Reply)
That isn't 'Alwight' that is just fucking weird.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:40, Reply)
Ditto haha
Imagine what a chill you'd have now if the air had been closer to your sternum...
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:12, Reply)
yeah but i could roam around wild and bra-free
*dreams*
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:15, Reply)
Balls to that shit

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:17, Reply)
oh how i wish
to be bra free......
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:17, Reply)
Overrated.
Plus you'd have to deal with pokyout nipples.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:18, Reply)
a lot of men like this look!

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:32, Reply)
It's a good look it must be said.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:32, Reply)
so you prefer flat chests
bastard
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:37, Reply)
I like curvy breasts.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:40, Reply)
TOO LATE

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:41, Reply)
Never too late for you baby
*suavely raises eyebrow*
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:43, Reply)
that is soooo not what i meant!

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:46, Reply)
What did you mean
I am fick, remember?
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:52, Reply)
i meant
your comment was too late, the offence had already been taken.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:56, Reply)
Sorry Swipe.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:59, Reply)
you will be

(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:01, Reply)
You don't scare me.
Not one bit.
(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:01, Reply)
To be honest I often have that problem when wearing a bra
I wear a lot of cardigans.

I'd like to think that even for a fat girl, I have decent breasts. One Antipodean member of this fine board seemed to think so...
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:53, Reply)
oooh, bash gossip!!
you are NOT fat, unless you have been editing the pics i have seen!
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:57, Reply)
Unfortunately I am technically obese
I try to wear as flattering clothes as possible.

Not amazing gossip, but Poppet spent about 10 mins with her head in my cleavage. When Amberl was sitting right next to me I'm not quite sure what she was thinking. Maybe she was seeing doubletits.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:58, Reply)
as a straight girl i would have found this amusing
but i am guessing every male b3tan there/reading about it on here is about to explode.
(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:01, Reply)
My happysacks gave up the ghost about 20 minutes ago.

(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:02, Reply)
The male b3tans there were himjim, Monty and Wookiee
I don't think any of them care much about my breasts. Monty just loves me for my bumhole :(
(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:02, Reply)
Do you not remember
poppet deciding that although mine were bigger, yours were far more comfortable. Plus I may have not been as amenable
(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:07, Reply)
Do I remember ANYTHING?!
Oh man, Fruli really doesn't agree with me. How did you feel?
(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:08, Reply)
I feel good thanks
had a nice tutorial today, and the weekend itself was lovely.

Yeah she liked yours a lot better, and I think I was busy talking to wanderlust at that point
(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:09, Reply)
Glad to hear it
There's so much snow here now. It's horrendous.
(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:11, Reply)
only a tiny bit here
that makes me sad :(
(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:14, Reply)
well then
sod them and stick with poppet!
(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:07, Reply)
I can assure you
that it really is not that fucking exciting!
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:18, Reply)
more exciting than ugly bras with more than 1 hook
though!
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:29, Reply)
NO NO NO!
Embrace your jubblies, beeatch.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:30, Reply)
well i suppose in the absence of anyone else to do it for me
i might as well!
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:31, Reply)
Mind out
That molesterer TGB will appear out of nowhere and do it, like she did to me.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:33, Reply)
hey
any hole's a goal
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:36, Reply)
When me and Lampito
had a look around London, there was a lovely shop with the most fantastic bras, absolutely gorgeous. Didn't really go above a 32B/C
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:56, Reply)
I went into Agent Provocateur with FHSP
I almost cried :(
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:59, Reply)
agent provocateur, la perla...
they all have this problem!

thank god for bravissimo and m&s...
(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:00, Reply)
Agentpiss
It was all too expensive, so that's ok.

M&S bras are awesome.
(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:01, Reply)
BGB and Roota
tipped me the wink in regards to the fact that Debenhams has one or two good ones in the right size as well
(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:05, Reply)
and ann summers
they have all sorts of genuinely pretty stuff in every tiny size - generous size you could think of.
(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:07, Reply)
Only been in there once :)

(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:07, Reply)
it's great actually
yes ok for kinky stuff (first time i went in, i backed right into a strap on that was protruding from a post, my shoulderblades were killing me for days), but since they bought knickerbox, they have genuinely lovely underwear.
(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:29, Reply)
Backed into a strap-on?
Is that like trying on clothes before buying them?

I'm amazed they allow that these day!
(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:34, Reply)
Ooh yes
I just had a look at Figleaves too, there are some gorgeous bras for around £15-20, which is ideal pricing for me!
(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:08, Reply)
Have I mentioned that I like breasts?

(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:10, Reply)
Just to add to all of you.
This is one of the most interesting conversations on OT in ages.

Long may it continue.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:26, Reply)
I made a tex mex type meal
And have spent the last 4 hours sweating and sniffing because i used scotch bonnet chilli for the first time.
Fine for the beans but not good raw in the salsa.
My lips are still on fire
I wouldnt want to share a bathroom in the morning
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:08, Reply)
bathroom?
I wouldn't want to share a sewage line!
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:13, Reply)
qiute frankly
even being in the same town could be dangerous.....
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:15, Reply)
ha
chillifartlols
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:17, Reply)
I accompanied my sister to a concert because the person she was going with bailed on her
Brixton is almost pretty in the snow.

I'm now gloating over how warm my DMs are and trying not to look at the kitchen.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:14, Reply)
Ate moroccan stew I've had on the go since yesterday
Watched documentary on Fredrick the Great.
Trimmed toenails.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:19, Reply)
I've hosted drinks
but not gone clubbing. Very mildly tipsy, had some great discussions, and am now doing my best to help track down a missing student
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:47, Reply)
Where did you lose them?

(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:02, Reply)
just someone gone AWOL

(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:04, Reply)
Is this normal for them?

(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:05, Reply)
they've done it before
but it's not something college likes
(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:06, Reply)
I can imagine.
How long before 'home' gets a phone call?
(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:11, Reply)
not sure, nothing more I can do really

(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:40, Reply)
What happened last time they went missing?

(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:40, Reply)
nothing
but college is in loco parentis and they tend to take it seriously if you absent yourself
(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:43, Reply)
They might have pulled and just fancy staying out?

(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:47, Reply)
haha college aren't that bad
there's no system for checking that sort of thing. I occasionally bugger off for a couple of days, some people go for a few days at a time. The difference with this guy is that college need to speak to him and can't find him
(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:51, Reply)
When a topic gets very long
Is it just me that finds it very hard to follow?
You know there are new posts but dont know where and whats with the long thin single word replies on the right?
Just wondering like
(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:12, Reply)
Breasts.

(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:12, Reply)
That
is up there ;)
(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:13, Reply)
Then start a new thread I-S!
But yes, too-far to the right and it is a problem.
(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:13, Reply)
Bit late
my being an insomniac and all and any thread i started right now would be lame ;)
(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:23, Reply)

Go on, start a new thread.

There are always people who don't post in established threads as they are too complicated to follow.
(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:25, Reply)
I think its time
For a nice hot toddy, hotty botty and a horror film instead
Goodnight :)
(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:37, Reply)
Good night
Enjoy your film.
(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:38, Reply)

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