Hahaha!
I like this

If I employed every response I've been proposed by B3ta (I especially like Roota's instruction to tell her she's no fucking Scouser) they'd have to give me a show all to myself

Which actually sounds BRILLIANT
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Or, copy her wink.
Keep winking and see if she involuntarily does it back after a while, before it develops into a full on nervous tick.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:10, Reply)

It'll develop into a mass wink-off
Like that episode of the Simpsons where Homer and Skinner keep giving each other the curt military nod until they both end up looking like the Churchill dog on methamphetamine
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Well you are both massive winkers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:46, Reply)