he was doing stand-up then though
i remember no nostrils, even though i was on the front row. that fat bloke john something also asked me to have a drink with him in the bar. it was utterly humiliating because he said to the audience "this girl on the front row in the purple shirt [it was the late 90's, ok?] is stunning, lads". and my then boyfriend oswald, who fancied himself as a bit of a comedian himself, promptly yelled out, "HE'S LYING!" and the whole room pissed themselves at my expense.

wonder why i didn't marry that one...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:09, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

because he was called Oswald, and well you know it.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:10, Reply)

well
he wasn't reeeeeally called oswald.

but it sounds a bit like it and it was just as pretentious on his parents' part, given that they were from fucking bedford!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Eustace

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:12, Reply)

not quite that bad
he was useless, though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Rumpelstiltskin!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:25, Reply)

ha!
try "roland mathonwy"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:26, Reply)