Woh', just on the way into work I was thinking about what I could make for everyone.
It's like me and you are totally on the same level, we should go get hitched or something.

I've started reading cooking mags, I find they take about two days worth of tube journeys to read, but SAD TIMES, I've managed to read all of them this month in the space of just over a week. I'm asking for magazine subscription vouchers for christmas, they're awesome-sauces.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:10, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Can you get me a flat with central heating please?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Watch out that's how TGB started.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Shit!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:40, Reply)

I was watching The Apprentice last night, so I now know all about negitiations.
What you do, right, is start off really high, then you go really low, and we meet half way in the middle eventually after lots of banter.

So, let me begin.

I want ONE BILLION bumhole pictures and videos in exchange for the cardboard box with on-street parking.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:52, Reply)

The campaign for Office Pug..... has begun
=DDD
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:50, Reply)