I just got up early and made rocky road bars for the office
I thought it might boost morale because we're all feeling a bit meh.
I hope it's set by the time I leave for work.

So, what do you reckon, altruism or brownie points-seeking?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 7:26, 145 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

altruism.
its snowed about a foot overnight. eeep.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 7:28, Reply)

HAPPY NOW, SNOW-WISHER?????

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 8:54, Reply)

yup!!!!!!

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Altruism mostly
with a pleasing matching up of metaphors though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 7:30, Reply)

Ha!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 7:38, Reply)

My heating's packed up
As we knew it would.
Offered landlady the two-penn'orth I'd picked up from plumbers and the internet telling her that this was bound to happen after the three radiators have rusted and that the system needs flushing to save her AND me future problems but she just laughed snottily and said "Well they're servicing the boilers next week,but I'll give them a call about this problem." as though they're unrelated.

Bear in mind that the last two years they've done the annual service, my heating has packed up the next day and they've called it coincidence and tried to charge her.
WHY DOES SHE KEEP GOING TO THEM? They might be cheap each time but in the long-run it's a fortune!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 7:41, Reply)

because she is a mite foolish
and the idea of long-term saving might not have occured. Or maybe they're related to her
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 7:54, Reply)

She's a selfish witch
Yes, she's a bit naive, but she knows full well she should be forking out.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 7:55, Reply)

Is there nothing you can do? :(
maybe sabotage her heating?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 8:00, Reply)

I'll stop looking after her cats at her every whim or late meeting or drinks with friends.
She can see what inconvenience looks like.

Let her get on with it. I need to meditate on this and get tough and bear the cold and take lukewarm showers and not lose my temper. She'll get hers.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 8:03, Reply)

That seems fair enough
in college heating either works splendidly or not at all. The showers are rubbish though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 8:15, Reply)

Punch her in the tits.

It works with my grandmother. £10 Christmas present? I ask you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 8:47, Reply)

It's the thought that counts
but seriously, what an old mingebag.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:35, Reply)

TRY BUYING DRUGS WITH 'THOUGHTS'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:45, Reply)

A similar dilemma
I'm trying to decide whether to wait for work - and I might be delayed - or use my unheated bathroom here. An Icy BM, if you will.

It's a tough one.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 8:07, Reply)

it's funny because it sounds like ICBM
/psychochomp
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:38, Reply)

*stony-faced silence*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:45, Reply)

I'm enjoying the warm work bathroom AS I TYPE

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Altruism
And also everybody needs more carbs in this cold weather!
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 8:25, Reply)

Nothing wrong with both
I am contemplating turning arOund on the motor way snow is pissing down . Traffic stopped
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 8:28, Reply)

Altruism, I hope
I'm frankly fucked off today. I'm fucked off at the useless fucking bus drivers, I'm fucked off at one of the women I work with, I'm fucked off at my 'friends', and I'm seriously fucked off with this fucking snow.

Bus was 20 minutes late today, meaning that I've had to get a taxi to get me from town to here. That means another £5 being spent on simply getting to work. I can't continue to afford this, it's why I hate the snow, it costs me money.

The woman I'm annoyed at is taking the piss this week, she 'couldn't get her car out' on Tuesday, so didn't come in. She's 15 minutes walk from either the bus or the train station FFS. Today she's having problems with her car, so she's phoned in to ask for a lift. Get a fucking taxi!

And as for my 'friends', I'm fucked off because they're all claiming the snow is too dangerous to drive in, so they can't help me. If you can't be arsed, fine. But don't fob me off with excuses when every single main road is gritted, and all of you only live 1 road off the main road. Useless fucks.

Grr, argh, and all that shit.

/rant
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 8:34, Reply)

Don't pay for taxis, just arrive a bit late. You're still putting in more effort than your colleague.
In other news I've got a blister on the big toe of my left foot after walking to work yesterday and our female rabbit has cystitis.

I'm battling on nobly.
(Cave Duck, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Rabbit cystitis?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:29, Reply)

That's what the vet says.
My girlfriend has a touch of it too, so I suggested that she just takes some of the rabbit's medicine.
(Cave Duck, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Erm, I don't know how to tell you this...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:41, Reply)

*lights cigarette, eats carrot*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Shh, he doesn't know

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Well ,I had no idea that the rabbit "sleeps at the other end of the hutch".

(Cave Duck, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Lesbo rabbit bitch stole your girl and gave her the pisspots

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:50, Reply)

That Cadbury's Caramel bunny was a classy little slut

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:52, Reply)

But voiced by Miriam Margolyes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:55, Reply)

From her wiki page
"She recorded a soft-porn audio called Sexy Sonia: Leaves from my Schoolgirl Notebook.[citation needed]"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Oh Christ
"She described herself as "a bean flicker" rather than as lesbian "
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Typical scenario
Like that Aerosmith video. What was the song?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Sweet Emotion?
Dude looks like a lady?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Maybe Sweet Emotion.
She was a sex chatline woman and when she hung up the phone she was a fat old mare
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Great song, shit band.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Agree
Best song of theirs, I think

Great guitar riff
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:31, Reply)

*shakes hands*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:38, Reply)

The one where Steve Tyler is a bit creepy and inappropriate around his admittedly-hot daughter?
Oh, that doesn't narrow it down.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:01, Reply)

*searches for Chat magazine's number*

(Cave Duck, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:53, Reply)

The phrase is "At it LIKE rabbits"
Not 'with'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Not in this case, Lab...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:49, Reply)

I will admit I have put in no effort at all to get to work this morning.
Being able to work from home has its advantages as well. But driving in will take at least twice as long as normal; traffic reports said that various roads I would have to use are jammed up due to accidents anyway; my office has also closed early three times this week and sent people home; and if I were to get public transport it's about a two hour journey from here on the bus.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:59, Reply)

This is the crux of Dawkins' 'Selfish Gene' theory.
Lusty and I visited a weird little place called Postman's Park, which has a wall of ceramic memorial tablets commemorating Londoners who have given their lives selflessy for others:
www.nothingtoseehere.net/2008/08/postmans_park_london.html

Five minutes in there will convince even the most hard-hearted misanthropic cynic (ie me) that in certain circumstances people truly are amazing in their generosity. I feel obliged to point out that this is very, very rare indeed and I am still unswerved in my belief that almost everyone is an utter, utter cunt almost all the time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 8:45, Reply)

I think most people
are a bit decent. And some people are a lot

edit: the link is great. I'd love to see it. But the writer can bugger off in one respect 'Fans of Edward Gorey or Lemony Snicket get yourself down here.'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:06, Reply)

You are wrong.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:11, Reply)

I don't think so
Yes a lot of people can be genuine cunts. But bravery and kindness are still present in large measures in some people.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Exhibit A: the entire history of the human race
Exhibit B: David Bowie
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:20, Reply)

I try to be a cunt during the week.
But weekends, attempt some niceity. This may finish soon though.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:19, Reply)

You certainly succeed in your efforts during the week.
I have a feeling your weekend endeavours may be less so.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:28, Reply)

This is some sort of compliment.
I think.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:35, Reply)

"Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short"
Hobbes on the natural state of mankind.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:36, Reply)

the natural state of mankind Chompy*


*sorry Chompy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:55, Reply)

You're not sorry, are you

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:58, Reply)

A little.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:07, Reply)

IM NOT SHORT
fuck off I hate short men.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Yes you fucking are, you fucking Time Bandit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Wow!
A scouser giving something back! Who wudda thunk it?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 8:47, Reply)

It's just advanced community service

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 8:49, Reply)

Pair of cunts

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:43, Reply)

That's an odd variation of poker, you're playing Roota.

(Cave Duck, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:54, Reply)

*does a LOL*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:56, Reply)

*something about great seats for Squeeze at the Phil*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 8:51, Reply)

Did you say great seats for Squeeze at the Phil?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Yeah.
Someone on here (can't remember who, though), mentioned it a couple of times yesterday.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Do you think this is my payback for getting great seats for Squeeze at the Phil?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:29, Reply)

You might be right.
No-one can be THAT LUCKY all their life, eh? I mean, those seats* were GREAT.


*by which I mean the seats for Squeeze at the Phil
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Many years ago, I went to see Squeeze on their Last Orders Tour on the understanding that it was a final chance to see them.
Clearly this was false advertising. I 'm going to sue them for the sum of "Seats that aren't quite as great as Roota's, but still pretty damn good, at The Phil to see them on all future tours"
(Cave Duck, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Go for it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Similarly
Status Quo owe me £1.4M in bullshit fees from 1985, 7, 9, 92, 96, 2004, 6 and 9.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:42, Reply)

The Quo were a good band from '71 to '77
I feel strangely liberated to have admitted it.
(Cave Duck, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:44, Reply)

They were good before that too.
I feel their first LP is a British psych-pop classic, despite it being nothing more than 12 different (slightly) takes on Pictures of Matchstick Men'. It's fucking expensive, too.

I also believe 'Down Down' and 'Caroline' to be stone cold rock classics, and am the proud owner of both on 45.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I seem to remember John Peel saying how proud he was to have dropped the Carolline riff into a DJ set at Glastonbury
and for it to get a massive reaction from all ages.
(Cave Duck, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Woh', just on the way into work I was thinking about what I could make for everyone.
It's like me and you are totally on the same level, we should go get hitched or something.

I've started reading cooking mags, I find they take about two days worth of tube journeys to read, but SAD TIMES, I've managed to read all of them this month in the space of just over a week. I'm asking for magazine subscription vouchers for christmas, they're awesome-sauces.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:10, Reply)

Can you get me a flat with central heating please?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Watch out that's how TGB started.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Shit!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:40, Reply)

I was watching The Apprentice last night, so I now know all about negitiations.
What you do, right, is start off really high, then you go really low, and we meet half way in the middle eventually after lots of banter.

So, let me begin.

I want ONE BILLION bumhole pictures and videos in exchange for the cardboard box with on-street parking.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:52, Reply)

The campaign for Office Pug..... has begun
=DDD
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:50, Reply)

leave it out in the snow

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I put my left glove on my right hand today.
This wouldn't happen in Sweden.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:32, Reply)

that's cos you're silly.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I'm sure it's actually to do with SNOW CHAOS

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Nah, fairly sure it's because you didn't get Great Seats for Squeeze at the Phil.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:39, Reply)

I actually received an email from the Phil yesterday entitled 'Thank you for attending Squeeze'
and asking for feedback.
I just replied.
www.facebook.com/pages/Royal-Liverpool-Philharmonic/18517898452?utm_source=Squeeze%20post-email%20(1%2F12%2F2010)&utm_campaign=f884f184af-Squeeze%20post%20concert%20email%201_12_2010&utm_medium=email&v=wall
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:34, Reply)

It seems only fair to say thank you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:35, Reply)

I didn't know that you liked the Saw Doctors, Steve.

(Cave Duck, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Actually, I do, Pam
So much so that there's a family dispute over whether Squeeze or The Saw Doctors were my first gig.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:40, Reply)

You should go on Jeremy Kyle with that.
They could run tests on the ticket stubs.
(Cave Duck, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I guess it's find-outable

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I've seen the Saw doctors live : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I saw a doctor last week.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I doctored a saw.
To try and make it cut a right angle.
(Cave Duck, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Sores playing up again?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Sort of

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:18, Reply)

What sores?

(Cave Duck, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Cheers, I'll have a large cognac.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Have you completed your chores?

(Cave Duck, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:30, Reply)

etc

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:37, Reply)

I saw them a good few times in the 90s
Did you see 'em when the Dear Janes supported them.
I think Pele may have supported them too but not sure...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Can't remember the support group.
Good gig though.
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:13, Reply)

I read that as autism.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:55, Reply)

You bloody would

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I'm not properly awake yet Gary.
My eyes are still all bleary. I need another coffee.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I appear to be the only person in the office today

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Isn't that always the case though?
I thought you worked on your tod anyway?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Yes, sorry I should have clarified
I'm in up here, but down there in sussex most people haven't been able to make it in so I've got bugger all to do today
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Tut tut
Stop that
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:07, Reply)

But I was thinking of you and got carried away

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I know who you were thinking of

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Working from home again?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Yup.
See explanation further up the page. I see no reason to risk my neck on these fucking roads, especially if the office is going shut early again and send people home (which is likely).
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Unfortunately I can just get the metro (which is running normally)
However, lunch is going to be purchased from the market thingy at Monument. Bratwurst, noodles or Jamaican?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Dunno
I'm not hungry yet, which always makes choosing difficult.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I appear to have some kind of tapeworm at the moment
I am constantly starving
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Jamaican. Cold weather = spicy food required

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Deal

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:20, Reply)

*sings*
Oooooooooooooooh!
I have been a busy little bee
Busy busy busy as a bee can be.

*waves*
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Hiyarrr

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Are you at work yet?
Are the cakes going down well?
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Even better than the seats fro Squeeze at the Phil

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Really?

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Nothing's better than that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:19, Reply)

I'm taking them down at breaktime
I'm stuck on the reference desk at the mo
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:08, Reply)

the reference desk a big hard cock
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I wish

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Unfortunately, as it's winter, as a bee this means you are about to die.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:13, Reply)

I'm a special evergreen bee.

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:17, Reply)

i bought krispy kremes for everyone (who has bothered to make it in) today
partly out of altruism and partly because it genuinely is cheaper to buy 12 than 6.... wtf is that all about.

however, after the amount of pizza i scarfed down last night, i have just given them to everyone else. does this make me a feeder??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:05, Reply)

I've never had Krispy Kremes
by the time I see the places that sell them I always seem to have just eaten loads of food.

My friend who I had mentioned decided to just go and see a solicitor and get some official advice rather than trouble you. Offer was much appreciated though :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:08, Reply)

They're alright *shrugs*
Really fucking sickly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:14, Reply)

omg krispy kremes are amazing
although the name put me off for years, it made it sound as if the filling had gone all stale and rancid. and i hate that twee "k", it's a "c" ffs. but you really must, they are awesome.

fair enough, that sounds sensible, but if she needs anything, let me know!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:15, Reply)

They're nothing special
I much prefer a decent jam filled doughnut
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Just the one, eh Al?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:28, Reply)

One in my pants
and the other four in my mouth
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:33, Reply)

clearly you are not buying the right one
i like the lemon meringue ones. my brother's fiancee and i had them in harrods, and she had the harrods special - it was the most chocolate covered and filled thing you've ever seen, and it said "harrods" on it in gold. it was about £6.50 (for a do-nut!) and she didn't eat for the rest of the day...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:29, Reply)

That sounds almost unbelievably vulgar.
I'll bet there was a 50ft queue of Arabs and Americans waiting to buy them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:36, Reply)

And that was just for Swipey and her mate
the queue for the doughnuts was out the door and down to South Ken tube
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:38, Reply)

that's a very different kind of cream and filling, al

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:41, Reply)

You love a nice creamy filling
and you can do it without licking your lips until the end.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Krispy Kremes are gorgeous
Though they don't fit the diet I'm starting.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:15, Reply)

My mum said you're only a feeder if you take photos

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:18, Reply)