I'd say Al
but he's not small he's MASSIVE AND LARDY

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I love you so much
Why haven't you invited me round for dinner yet?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Because you didn't give me your number

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Was that really your phone number on facebook then?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Also, there are several other ways of contacting me at your disposal right now.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Yeah but I don't get on b3ta much and I hate facebook
And yes it was my number
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:40, Reply)

doesn't want to be eaten out of house and home

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:32, Reply)

oh hai amberl? How is amberl today? Amberl good? Amberl want a cookie?
oh Al ate them all
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:33, Reply)

*punches*
then waits for the assault charge
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Yeah I was going to save some for Amberl, because I heard Amberl likes bicuits
but then I couldn't help myself and now Amberl doesn't have any biscuits, but maybe Amberl would like a sandwich instead?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:34, Reply)

*punches*
Did I do good Amberl? I punch hard because I am burly, he'll stay down for a while, like a fly trapped in amber-lovely hat by the way, must keep you warm in this cold weather, which makes me go "I am brr" like how kids say.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:38, Reply)

burly lardy
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Way to ruin the 'gag'
I still like you though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:41, Reply)

lard chin
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:41, Reply)

I don't like you though

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:42, Reply)

This always makes me smile

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:33, Reply)