Nibble the top biscuit off, leaving only the stuff that's left.
Then, just throw the rest of it in your mouth!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Yes, but we need variables! Mind you, I don't even like biscuits, so I don't know why I would feel the need to conduct this experiment.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I don't eat many
But Chocolate Hobnobs are king.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Sweet things hurt my teeth. So Chocolate Hobnobs might just kill me.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:35, Reply)

It'd be a happy death!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:47, Reply)

No.
It can't be a happy death because it wouldn't involve a heroic final pose. It would involve a 'scrunched-up-face-with-hands-on-cheeks' final pose. Which is not heroic in the slightest.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:51, Reply)