The most disappointing feeling in the world*
is going into a bar and being faced with a choice of Fosters, John Smiths or Guinness. And a range of tiny bottles of imported lager at a ridiculously inflated price.

*may be a slight exaggeration
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:39, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

DOWN WITH NITRO KEG SCUM!

(Cave Duck, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Similarly
"Hi mate, what cider do you have?"
"We have Blackthorn on tap, and bottles of Woodpecker and Magners"
*sighs* "Gin and tonic please"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:49, Reply)

At least you get a decent pint at the Tap and Spile, eh?
Even if the landlady does limit you to two pints of the stuff.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:54, Reply)

She's right to limit it
It was bloody tasty but deceptively lethal.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Responsible landladying right there.
Margot's great.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:58, Reply)

God, I could fancy a pint in the Tap right now.
Sadly, the combination of freezing weather and black ice on the roads is something of a deal breaker on that score.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I could go for one too
But the bazillions of miles distance puts that idea to bed.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Maybe some other time.
We're thinking about possibly having a bash at ours again in April.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:26, Reply)

WHAT REALLY HAPPENS:
"Hi mate, what cider do you have?"
"You know gay night's tomorrow, right"
*sighs* "Oooh get you"
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Pretty sure more gayers do coke than drink cider
Also, more salesmen/ad execs/consultants/lawyers do coke than drink cider.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:04, Reply)