She's not here yet.
I'm not even sure we have the right snow to make good snowballs.


Proper night out an hour. Quick trip to the pub twenty minutes.
( girlinthehole, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:01, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You had a nice day so far?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Yeah!
Went to the supermarket, did some cleaning and had a bath. Now I'm just waiting for Poppet to turn up.
( girlinthehole, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Have you built her a welcome snowman?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:16, Reply)

No! I made the mistake of putting the heating on and now I don't want to go outside.
I may have a nap in a bit.
( girlinthehole, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Having a nap eh?
That is a very good idea.

I'm really tired myself and maybe a little doze on the sofa in front of the fire whilst Jeff Stelling tells me about the football might be just the ticket.

What is the perfect length of time for a snooze?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:21, Reply)

At least an hour.
I think two hours is about right.
( girlinthehole, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:22, Reply)

2 hours? That isn't a nap.
That's a proper sleep!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:26, Reply)

It's a nap in my house.

( girlinthehole, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Do you live in a sleepy village?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:32, Reply)

What the rest of Todmorden get up to is their business : )

( girlinthehole, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Have you seen The Wicker Man?
I imagine that is where you live.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Hahaha!
No! we have running water and wifi.
( girlinthehole, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:44, Reply)

How many virgins get sacrificed each year round your way?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Well since I can now be classed as a virgin again........non thankfully.

( girlinthehole, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:47, Reply)

What time is Poppet expected?
Are your people still killing outsiders?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:51, Reply)

She just texted.
She should be here in half an hour or so.

*glees*


*builds the gallows*
( girlinthehole, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:53, Reply)

oi jeff wanna see a picture of what I sent blousie?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I don't know.
You tell me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:49, Reply)

I'll gaz it to you
no i wont, too large for b3tards
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Host it elsewhere and gaz me a link to it!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:52, Reply)

umm what?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Put, whatever it is you're sending Blousie
On the web somewhere else, and then send me a link it it, if you want it to be a surprise.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:55, Reply)

sounds far too complicated, it should be there by tuesday

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Well just tell me what it is.
If that helps.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:57, Reply)

It will spoil the surprise.

( girlinthehole, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Where's my surprise?
The only surprise I get of a morning is 'Oooh, fuck it's cold in here!' and I must say that that is rapidly losing its novelty value.
(berk, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Afternoon berk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Afternoon Jeffers
Can we go to the left please? it's getting cramped down here.
(berk, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:54, Reply)