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SATURDAYIt needs to stand for something. Make me an acronym/bacronym!
Alt Q: What the hell?!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 10:35,
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latest was 15 years ago)
TITTING BOG MUNCHERSI have no idea!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 10:51,
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If you told me a year ago that I'd hate Saturdays I'd have said "you're crazy man, you're crazy".But here we are. I hate Saturdays.
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what's wrong with saturdays?i like saturdays
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 11:27,
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Hahaha.Because as a student no one goes out. Ever. Nothing happens. Normally I'd be in the pub at football doing all manner of daft things but that doesn't happen now I'm at the other end of the country. My mates back home are getting off their tits around Holborn and Kings Cross as we speak (before we get battered by Arsenal), I wish I was there.
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Oh, of course, you're up in 'Toon,' aren't you?I know another feller who's up there at the moment and apparently it's just not safe to go out on a Saturday if you're a student.
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Nah that's a load of bollocks.Obviously if you go round the shit places like Liquid, Sinners et all you run a bit of a risk (still nowt to worry about though) but I'd rather lock myself away in a cupboard than grace those places with my presence.
It's absolutely fine to go out, it's just..no one does.
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Not for the first time, Nigella has stollen one of my ideas.She's right now on BBC1 making a 'mexican lasagnia' with which is almost identical so far to the idea I came up with a few months ago on here.
=/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 11:50,
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OK, so which one of you bastards on hereis really nigella in disguise, eh? OWN UP!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 11:55,
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Sleep
Adjourn
Toss yourself off
Undress another
Relax and recline
Dick around
Act like a tit
Yell profanities
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 12:41,
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2-1 arsenal I hopeyou are a good outfit
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 13:52,
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I reckon 4-0Next month's transfer window is absolutely pivotal for us, we have a very decent side when everyone's fit but with a paper thin squad and mental injuries we are struggling at the moment.
I love Arsenal away, everyone turns out and it's a class day's drinking.
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I'm having seriously fucking freaky dreamsand I have discovered I really, really can't sleep on my front.
As for bacronyms, erm... Get back to me.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 13:03,
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Why aren't you getting ready for your date?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 13:35,
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Twenty minutes?Who won the snowball fight Blousie?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 13:58,
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She's not here yet.I'm not even sure we have the right snow to make good snowballs.
Proper night out an hour. Quick trip to the pub twenty minutes.
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girlinthehole, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:01,
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Yeah!Went to the supermarket, did some cleaning and had a bath. Now I'm just waiting for Poppet to turn up.
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girlinthehole, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:07,
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Have you built her a welcome snowman?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:16,
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No! I made the mistake of putting the heating on and now I don't want to go outside.I may have a nap in a bit.
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girlinthehole, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:18,
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Having a nap eh?That is a very good idea.
I'm really tired myself and maybe a little doze on the sofa in front of the fire whilst Jeff Stelling tells me about the football might be just the ticket.
What is the perfect length of time for a snooze?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:21,
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2 hours? That isn't a nap.That's a proper sleep!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:26,
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What the rest of Todmorden get up to is their business : )(
girlinthehole, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:33,
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Have you seen The Wicker Man?I imagine that is where you live.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:35,
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How many virgins get sacrificed each year round your way?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:45,
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Well since I can now be classed as a virgin again........non thankfully.(
girlinthehole, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:47,
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What time is Poppet expected?Are your people still killing outsiders?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:51,
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She just texted.She should be here in half an hour or so.
*glees*
*builds the gallows*
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girlinthehole, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:53,
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oi jeff wanna see a picture of what I sent blousie?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:48,
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I'll gaz it to youno i wont, too large for b3tards
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:51,
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Host it elsewhere and gaz me a link to it!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:52,
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Put, whatever it is you're sending BlousieOn the web somewhere else, and then send me a link it it, if you want it to be a surprise.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:55,
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sounds far too complicated, it should be there by tuesday(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:56,
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Well just tell me what it is.If that helps.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:57,
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Where's my surprise?The only surprise I get of a morning is 'Oooh, fuck it's cold in here!' and I must say that that is rapidly losing its novelty value.
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Afternoon JeffersCan we go to the left please? it's getting cramped down here.
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It's a bit damp round these parts*.*These parts being Bristol.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:58,
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Bristol generally is a bit soggyit rained here earlier too but it's still frigging baltic.
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Eventually, yeahbut then I can't actually fall asleep if I'm not warm enough. I'm still pissing freezing now, mind. How're you?
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I'm really tired.I don't know why either.
I'm warm enough though. Have you done any baking today?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:12,
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I woke up at 7am this morningfor a resaon which completely eludes and baffles me. Most annoying. I haven't done any baking as I am v skint and I'm worrying about this presentation - I've read some journals today and consumed an enormous amount of galaxy hazelnut and now I'm listing some stuff on ebay to raise money for Christmas presents.
It's all go go go here Jeff.
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What are you selling on ebay?Anything nice?
Or are you trimming your DVD collection?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:33,
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*aghast*SELL my dvds? That's almost as bad as selling my books! (I have a ridiculous number of both) No, I'm selling clothes that are too big for me - I gave a load to charity but it seems silly to give really nice stuff away when I could potentially make a few quid back.
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That seems resonable.And I suppose selling clothes that are now too big has that double bonus of being able to reflect on that fact that they once fitted?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:42,
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Oh yesit makes me very smug indeed. I've lost 4+ stone and the better part of three dress sizes, and trying on stuff that used to fit now just makes me do a little dance of skinny joy.
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That is lot to lose so no wonder you do a little dance when you think 'Ha! That's too big!'How did you lose the weight?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:16,
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Aye, it's been a long hard slogbut I'm getting there. I'd be training for a half marathon next year if a)the pavements weren't liable to kill me if I ran on them and b)if I could strictly be arsed...
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b) should be a new reality TV show.'10 people think, 'I'd quite like to do that!' but they all suffer from apathy, over the course of the series, the public vote for the one they think might get round to doing something close to their original plan.'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:33,
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Naw, I'll do itI've already signed up for it so I'm going to look mighty fecking silly if I die half way round. I just don't fancy wrecking myself on icy pavements so haven't been out for a run for the better part of two weeks, which I imagine was more recently than you've been out for one...
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True.You've got it about you this evening, haven't you?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:40,
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Bloody hell the fog has just rolled in here like summit out of a horror movie.It's ok though I've got tikka chicken legs so I'm alright.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:57,
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went yesterday still achingmay go tomorrow.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:01,
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Why not just get really drunk and stoned this evening and spend tomorrow sleeping?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:06,
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cause I'm seeing uni girl tomorrow afternoon(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:07,
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We don't go to the gym, you'll need to save your energy then.You taking her anywhere special?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:07,
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Just going to Cardiff to have a look around, I think she wants to go to the winter wonderland thing(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:11,
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That sounds really FUCKING BENT(Well, a bit Christmassy).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:13,
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yeah I know but if it earns me points I'm in. Plus I like ice skating.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:16,
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Do you get Nectar points for taking her out?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:18,
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Something like that.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:19,
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You might get to deposit your points somewhere special?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:21,
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You should get a doctor to look at themor do some exercise.
EDIT: Damn, beat me to it
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:00,
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You expecting 3 points this weekend Lighty?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:05,
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HopingToon got beat 5-1 by Bolton a couple of weeks ago, but then drew with Chelsea. Could go either way.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:20,
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I'm still amazed at what strong seasons all of the promoted clubs are having.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:34,
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I have a feeling that all of the promoted clubs will stay up this year.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:51,
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It'll be good if they do.It'll makes things a lot more interesting next season, especially when you look at the top of the Championship and the clubs that are likely to go up aren't yo-yoing between the two divisions on a regular basis.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:18,
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Right I'm off to my sis for a bit.Catch you all later.
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girlinthehole, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:56,
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Stop All This Useless Ruddy Dawdling And You'llgetsomethingdoneIt was going so well.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:58,
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hmmmSportscow
Always
Ties
Up
Randy
Ducks
All
Year
Hmmm, not working this.... Still, its my birthday today so I'm off to the pub with the mrs later on, post steak pie
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:59,
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Happy Birthday!You and Noel!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:01,
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I thought Noel's would be the 25th(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 15:04,
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Woo! Say hello from us!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:01,
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Poppet says hello back.We're watching Mrs Doubtfire and drinking Vimto. Poppet says she's very impressed with the frozen rivers she saw on the way up here.
Also I was nearly killed by a helicopter near Tod park.
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girlinthehole, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:07,
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A helicopter?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:08,
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Yup!It was flying around Tod and landed in the cricket ground and nearly killed me by the gust of wind causing ice to fly into my face. I might have been flung into the road with the force.
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girlinthehole, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:13,
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Bloody 'ell.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:19,
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Do you like helicopter flavoured crisps?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:22,
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Did you have a nice snooze Blousie?Hello Poppet.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:15,
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I didn't snooze.I went to my sis and then collected Poppet from the station.
Poppet says hello.
I'm just waiting for 6pm and then I can have a drinky poo.
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girlinthehole, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:20,
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I'm having one now.Kill or cure.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:21,
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Me tooKingstone Press cider for the win
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:23,
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*shrugs*I'm not judging, Mr. 100-bottles-of-out-of-date-Carlsberg ;)
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They'll be out of date in 18 days.I might have to go and see if they've got anymore, as they'll be long gone by the 22nd.
YOU DRUG USER.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:34,
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OH NOES!You're absolutely right, I drink and smoke weed occasionally too. The horror, I'm such a hypocrite. :P
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heh heh hehAre you going out this evening?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:36,
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If you aren't drinking, you won't be spending.So that's good, isn't it?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:44,
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Exactlyit's also a total ballache to get from here to there by bus and I'm far too tight to get a cab. Plus I'm saving all my pennies for Bristol next weekend!
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I hope the weather improves for those travelling to Bristol.The long-range forecast suggests it'll be freezing again next week.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:57,
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I'll be on the motorways, I'm sure it'll be fineand I have 36 hours to get from Bristol back to Oxford for my interview, so I'm not worried. Not about the travel, anyway!
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The rules are, there ain't no rules.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:27,
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I have company and don't want to rat arsed in front of guest too early.(
girlinthehole, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:32,
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Yeah, wait til I'm there :)(
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:33,
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Woohoo!Come through the back way when you get here. 3rd house along remember.
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girlinthehole, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:34,
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I won't get lost this time :)How I got lost when it's a straight line from the station I'll never know
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:35,
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Yes, and you hadn't even been drinking at that point...oh wait, you weren't actually drinking later in the evening, either, what with that special blue label stuff you somehow managed to acquire...
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Pfft!Yeah yeah...
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:39,
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You're never gonna live that down Beekers.Just accept it.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:41,
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Never!Yeah, ok.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:42,
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I have two bottles left from the summer just for occasions like this.(
girlinthehole, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:40,
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Bring it to the pubWe'll be sorted if there's another lock in!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:41,
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*Reads**BK, Kick my back doors in.*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:36,
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Try reading it again.You seem to have messed up the translation.
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girlinthehole, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:41,
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Hang on, if I read this correctly, you appear to be suggesting that you want to set some sort of example?Okay.
Who has stolen the REAL Blousie?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:35,
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Out of interest.Is it also a social convention to give your guest a glass of Vimto whilst you cock about on the Internet? :)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:38,
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It's the law in Todmorden, Jeff.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:40,
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I can understand why you bailed this weekend DGBets there was nothing wrong with your heating
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:42,
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if it stays like this I can saywe are top of the league!!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:46,
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WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE!!!!!!!!!!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 17:00,
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Poppet is also cocking about on her internet.*blows raspberry*
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girlinthehole, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:42,
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How you getting on then? sick of the snow yet?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:44,
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not sick of the snow at all. I love it.On the trains up to Blousie's today I was seeing frozen over rivers and I thought it was aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace.
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happy days mate! glad you are having fun. I had my Israeli neighbour over earlier for a doobyand he was whinging about the temperature.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:46,
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in all fairness it's incredibly cold here.but I'm really enjoying it - it's very bracing.
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Reckon?I'll bet she is looking at her watch, begging for 6pm to come round.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 17:09,
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I bet otherwiseI've heard our Aussie friend is a tiny wee bit of a lightweight. If she starts this early Blousie will be putting her to bed by 8pm!
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I thought the Aussies were big drinkers.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 17:17,
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Some of us are, I'm certainly not.I was very drunk at the bash, very very drunk. Not much drinking for me tonight...
Also I'm a bigger fan of Tea then I am of Vimto.
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Blousie will be crushed by this news.She seems to live for Vimto.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 17:24,
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I'm bringing a bottle down for you.YOU WILL DRINK IT AND LOVE IT.
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girlinthehole, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 17:27,
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