Depends what kind of hat really
Trilbys at jaunty angles immediately introduce you as a cunt, if that helps
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:24, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hats with earflaps?
I like them in the cold, but I can't see why people wear them indoors.

Edit: You're right about the trilbys though. They're similar to skinny jeans on men in that respect.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Nothing says cunt more than a dappy hat I'm afraid, indoors, outdoors, anydoors

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I agree
I was talking about these
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 17:04, Reply)

I don't mind those - fact fans

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 17:16, Reply)

This reply made me remember
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ0jRuASVEQ&feature=related
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 17:45, Reply)

The second suitor reminds of several posters from this very messageboard

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 17:52, Reply)