Yeah, there was this one in Liverpool called Dave Doyle
I dunno if he's still about but he was ace.
He'd let himself in and invite himself for coffee, but he always responded to calls and he never molested anybody.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:39, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I thought molesting people was one of the perks of the job.
Or maybe that's just my dad.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:41, Reply)

Just looked up Dave's old property company
Turns out they were linked to an international drug-runner and a Kenyan corruption case.
Well I liked them.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:47, Reply)

*checks to see if Dave has any flats going in Newcastle*

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:58, Reply)