Generic Sunday Evening thread
Evening all!

I'm just enjoying a pint with a lovely young lady. I've had a great day today, and had a great night at the bash last night!

How has your weekend been?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:59, 97 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's been mediocre
but not bad. Seeing a couple of friends who are back from foreign climes so that'll be nice
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:05, Reply)

brilliant day yesterday
tired day today

the next two weeks are gonna be crazy, though. Lots of work to mark, an interview, a trip to Brighton and (depending on interview outcome) life changing decisions regarding jobs.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:07, Reply)

alright AA
Is it the same lovely young lady you were sucking face with yesterday?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:11, Reply)

Yep
She says hello to all!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:29, Reply)

GOSSIP!
Who is she then?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:31, Reply)

^this!
we want to know
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:38, Reply)

Bella

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:46, Reply)

Another score for b3ta then

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:48, Reply)

unless it's that one off of that sparkly vampire thing

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:49, Reply)

Not her.
BelladonnaAnodyne
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:50, Reply)

probably for the best :)

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:59, Reply)

She's dead posh and clever, you know.
Compared to me that is.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:00, Reply)

AA must be feeling very pleased then

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:07, Reply)

I'm pretty cheerful

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:13, Reply)

she also likes it up the arse if i remember rightly

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:29, Reply)

Aye, figures.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:32, Reply)

It's always the posh ones

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:36, Reply)

Message from Bella:
I ain't posh!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:48, Reply)

clearly
otherwise she wouldn't have pulled you now, would she?!?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:50, Reply)

Hahahahaha, yeah right.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:50, Reply)

but she has to be posh!
Woodside said she was, and whoever heard of someone lying on the internet?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:51, Reply)

if I was posh my parents would kill me
Good bash though!

Woodside - stop spreading rumours about my poshnes.s
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:06, Reply)

I've just got off the phone
A mate called me in absolutely NO distress at all, in fact he sounded like he didn't have a care in the world, he just wondered if I fancied a nice quiet pint this evening.

That'll be me going to the pub after dinner.

Woo!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:12, Reply)

very pleasant

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:21, Reply)

Mixed
Friday was good because I got home and it was warm and it stayed warm.
Saturday was good because I got my hair done and had a pint with my dad, then went for pizza and drinkies with some friends.
(But I realised I just ain't into going out and getting drunk anymore. I didn't drink enough to find the night wonderful or find other people bearable!)
Today I felt meh and another leak sprang up in the bathroom. It stressed me only mildly until I bumped into the landlord and mentioned it in passing so as not to piss him or his wife off (yeah, I know!) but his reaction was cunty and hurtful.
So I'm now tempted to take a hosepipe to the bathroom skirting gaps just to teach the old cunts.
I went to my mums and had a really lovely day with the baby. He was 'talking' to me so much and laughing, and every time I stopped singing 'I Love to Singa' he got upset. So I sang and sang and made up songs and made him laugh.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:16, Reply)

You always seem to have problems with your plumbing.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:18, Reply)

Ooer!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:23, Reply)

I love it when landlords get annoyed
when you ask them perfectly reasonable things
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:20, Reply)

See, because we've become friends over the years
they're not just crap at being landlords, now they're kind of emotionally blackmailing/bullying.
Even my dad shouted at me today because he'ssick of my moaning.
I feel like Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:22, Reply)

Don't drink anything they give you

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:23, Reply)

Haha, I knows it!
Ooh, speaking of drinks, my folks bought me and djtp some gorgeous red wine glasses as an engagement present.
I now have proper lovely red wine, white wine and champagne glasses.
My list is complete. Im not arsed about the quality of my tumblers or mugs and I already have a lovely old china dinner service.

/granny
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:27, Reply)

aww that's a lovely gift
quality glasses are great to have
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:38, Reply)

Like "Any chance of getting the damp-course fixed in the next year?"

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:30, Reply)

Ooh thats far too sasssy

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:32, Reply)

That place also had a blocked chimney that made it fail the gas safety inspection.
That never got fixed either.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:42, Reply)

we had one letting agency
who saw no problems with the beetle infestation (there when we moved in), 2/3 of the kitchen walls black with damp (started shortly after we moved in) or the fact that when we called environmental health in, they were appalled by the above, plus the terrible wiring.

cunts
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:53, Reply)

Is there a landlord in the world who isn't a cunt?
(except for my dad obviously)
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:34, Reply)

we had one I felt sorry for
she was nice, but try as we might, we still left the place in a worse state than we started
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:37, Reply)

Our current letting agency are either ace or useless.
They'll either fix something ridiculously quick or distance themselves and deny all responsibility.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:41, Reply)

Yeah, there was this one in Liverpool called Dave Doyle
I dunno if he's still about but he was ace.
He'd let himself in and invite himself for coffee, but he always responded to calls and he never molested anybody.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:39, Reply)

I thought molesting people was one of the perks of the job.
Or maybe that's just my dad.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:41, Reply)

Just looked up Dave's old property company
Turns out they were linked to an international drug-runner and a Kenyan corruption case.
Well I liked them.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:47, Reply)

*checks to see if Dave has any flats going in Newcastle*

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:58, Reply)

allreet
got some shopping done. and finally got around to sorting out my second computer
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:26, Reply)

My weekend has been a family get together
It was lovely, lots of chocolate and music and chatting. I also got a phonecall this weekend for my first job interview since I graduated in July, ooh err. It's on Tuesday so now I'm starting to panic a bit.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:42, Reply)

ooo! good luck!
is it a good job?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:46, Reply)

It's ideal in every respect to the job that I want
Only its a 2 hour commute for part-time, but potential for full-time later on.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:59, Reply)

then all the luck to you
sometimes you have to do annoying things like communting for a bit in order to get to the thing you want
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:01, Reply)

Thank you!
I'm not too proud to take (almost) any job at the moment, seeing as the country is broken and all that!
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:09, Reply)

you wanna hear my miserable collection of jobs I had in the years following my graduation!
Spar, some office somewhere, snappy snaps, jessops (this is my 23rd job after 13 years).

You'll be fine if you have a good start now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:13, Reply)

You have to start somewhere though, it's getting out to work at all which is what I want
I loathe being on the dole.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:23, Reply)

Whatever you do don't get a job litter-picking at a racecourse.
It was by far the worst job I've ever had. Even loading industrial rubbish onto a conveyor belt was better than that.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:16, Reply)

I once worked as a cleaner
for a day. I thought I should have an experience of manual work before I started university
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:21, Reply)

It's about a hundred times worse when you're constantly getting hassled and having things thrown at you by drunk idiots who think they're comedians.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:23, Reply)

that sounds awful
I thought my experience was bad enough, being stuck cleaning holiday homes with a woman who talked for four hours about Big Brother
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:32, Reply)

I was a cleaner for two months over the summer season
and chambermaiding with the odd surprise, like gigantic spiders in holiday cottages and people sneaking in dogs, or wetting the beds. Would not do that job again unless I was provided with thicker gloves and more money.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:25, Reply)

I'm not sure i'm hardy enough for outdoor work
I am a bit of a pansy like that.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:26, Reply)

Pretty good
Albion beat the Toon and I got to watch it in a nice warm pub, which was nice. THEN I went to the gym - see, Jeff, it can be done - and picked up the ingredients for a venison slow cooker casserole for the week. I've got Monty and Chompy's top tips to follow too.

Last night I did a chicken, leek and mushroom fricassee and in a bit I shall do unspeakable things to another chicken breast involving soft cheese and pancetta. Woohoo!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:50, Reply)

i masturbated to a video of a girl being fucked in the arse
and then i ate an entire 150g bag of crisps
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:28, Reply)

You monster.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:32, Reply)

yeah
who eats that many crisps?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:33, Reply)

erm....
..... depends. how about if you haven't eaten all day and that + houmous was as close as you were going to get to cooking when you got home at midnight?

/excuses
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:34, Reply)

did you masturbate to a video of a girl being fucked up the arse, too?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:35, Reply)

not intentionally
but you know, we all make mistakes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:41, Reply)

sometimes, SSG, just sometimes
lies ARE preferable on /qotw.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:33, Reply)

i put my finger up my bum

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:36, Reply)

i hope you washed it before you ate the crisps

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:37, Reply)

i don't see how that is any of your business

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:38, Reply)

sorry
that was too far
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:39, Reply)

really wishing this wasn't making me picture the event
can we talk about something else? quickly now? ta.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:42, Reply)

I'd like a mince pie

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:44, Reply)

i don't really eat anything that christmassy
because i don't like meat and i don't like raisins/currants etc. so no christmas dinner, no mince pies, no christmas cake, no christmas pudding.... how scroogey can you get?? white chocolate coins are a Very Good Thing though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:49, Reply)

I do like white chocolate coins
I haven't seen them for sale around the place though :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:52, Reply)

tesco!
they have them!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:58, Reply)

there is a tesco metro near by
but I have seen no white chocolate coins
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:05, Reply)

oh no
my tesco metro has them! stupid tesco...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:06, Reply)

I might search there tomorrow
I quite like the idea right now.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:09, Reply)

i love white chocolate coins
esp after they have been in the fridge.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:21, Reply)

I'm not a huge fan of white chocolate
but you are seriously inducing cravings, stop now please!
(berk, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:26, Reply)

sorry
but they are really big and they crack so satisfyingly when they are all nice and cold and sweet!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:29, Reply)

:( :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:33, Reply)

Tesco's have big boxes of Thorntons Moments for half price at the moment
they're really delicious. I have become a total chocolate head since I started exercising and eating (otherwise) healthily. :(
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:39, Reply)

I really didn't need to know that
it's bad enough knowing that Asda have tins of Mingles on offer!
(berk, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:45, Reply)

I have eaten 2 whole bars
of galaxy hazelnut in the last 48 hours. I really, really don't need to be craving white chocolate buttons!
(berk, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:39, Reply)

hungry for chocolate now!
maybe hot chocolate will do
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:43, Reply)

It probably own't
but best of luck with it!
(berk, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:48, Reply)

I noticed that the recession means there
are only silver chocolate coins now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:41, Reply)

I wish I was like that.
I love it all and am never full. I'm terrified that when I go home for Christmas I'll pile on the weight I lost over the summer.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:58, Reply)

you can't gain back what you lost in months
in a few days, don't worry!

but if it bothers you, do what i do (when i am with people who won't think i am mental anyway) and nick a tip from princess margaret - when you get your plateful of pudding, immediately put salt on half of it. then you can't eat too much.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:59, Reply)

I've already decided I won't be scoffing any desert or chocolate.
Thankfully now I've got to the point where as soon as I eat rubbish food I regret it straight away, so I steer clear.

I'm much more likely to eat about a kilo of stuffing anyway.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:05, Reply)

that's a ridiculous tip
you can easily scrape the top layer of a pudding off
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:40, Reply)

Can everyone on here with Twitter accounts test this thinggy out for me please =)
wp.paulsilver.net/?p=22

Just reply with a comment on the link =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:33, Reply)

sorry darling
i don't twitter.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:58, Reply)

Maybe you should
140 characters to talk about shoes, vodka, sexual misadventures and bedshitting.

Quite a challenge.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:02, Reply)

ha as if anyone would bother reading that!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:05, Reply)

I would.
For cheap lolz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:06, Reply)

why the fuck are you internetting whilst having drinks with a lady?
either you're gay, or a pathetic loser
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:41, Reply)