Lucy was curled up on my sofa, so I shut the door to the kitchen & answered the phone
When I finished, there was a very full looking chicken in my kitchen and an empty cat bowl.

My family and other animals.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 11:40, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

this has really made my monday morning
i am laughing to myself over the image of charlie looking fat and smug, and having to pretend that it is my application to court for the grant of a new lease that is amusing me quite so much.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 11:42, Reply)

She did look fat and smug
i'm amazed she didn't finish it off by crapping on the floor.

Do they still make Furbies? They sound like much less hassle.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Your chicken was curled up on the sofa?
If it weren't for the fact that our rabbits have spent the last two weeks in their indoors cage with the run of the house; have their own Christmas tree and enjoy the odd digestive biscuit, I'd accuse you of over indulging your animals.
(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 11:59, Reply)

are those the things that you can't get wet or feed after midnight?
i think you should get a PEACOCK after charlie. that would rock.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:04, Reply)