I just came a cropper...
Just got a phone call saying that my neighbours had found my lovely little cat, Janie Jones, who has been missing for 2 and a half weeks now. In my excitement I ran out of the house and went arse over tit. Wasn't my cat.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:02, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

have you checked the bin?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:03, Reply)

First thing I did.
I think the problem is that she's a bit 'special'. Think she wandered off and forgot we live here.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:08, Reply)

saddest of sad faces ever

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:09, Reply)

To be honest
I don't miss her that much. I love cats, but she was seriously fucking irritating and loud. My housemate has been shuffling round looking all miserable though, he really loved her. I'm just gutted that I used a really cool pet name on a cat we only had for two months.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:11, Reply)

what was the name then?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Janie Jones
Pfft, waste of a name. Housemate suggested 'cuntflaps' so if she went missing we would have an excuse to wander the streets shouting it at the top of our voices. I wish I'd listened to him now.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:20, Reply)

just add "The Second" to the next one

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:26, Reply)

sucks to be you right now
Hopefully the cat will turn up.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:04, Reply)