I've just watched Inception again and have to tip my hat to Mr Di Caprio
two brilliant films in one year, Inception and Shutter Island. Who's your favourite actor?

Alt Q: Anyone else stacked it on the ice/snow yet?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:35, 232 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Mine used to be Harrison Ford
Anyone who is Indiana Jones and Han Solo is cool by me. Not sure now though

Alt A:
On a training course this week and spent half an hour digging my car INTO a parking space! I'm not looking forward to going home and digging it back out again
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Both those films were good
Don't really have a favourite actor though

Alt Q: I've slipped once. But there isn't any snow here
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:38, Reply)

nor here but today it's like glass I fell over getting out of the car at uni.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:40, Reply)

My daughter slipped over yesterday on her way to a birthday party (not mine)
This made me sad
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:42, Reply)

poor little bugger.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Yep, she was heartbroken :o(
This meant while she was out at the party I removed all traces of snow and ice from the drive and the path! Stupid ice!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:47, Reply)

You are an excellent parent
here is a gold star.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:50, Reply)

:o)
Cheers!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Hope the jelly and ice cream eased the pain..
I'm just guessing here, but had your wife requested that you attend to the path before the incident occurred?
(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Nope
I had already cleared most of it, but it had re-frozen again
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Then you are a true hero.
Did you get your Disney trip booked?
(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:58, Reply)

A 'friend' ruined Shutter Island by telling me the ending, so I haven't seen it yet
Should have my blu-ray of Inception tonight if the post is on time. I do quite rate Di Caprio, much as it pains me to admit it.

There are a few other actors I rate highly: Brad Pitt and Willem Dafoe are two that spring to mind.

Alt: Nearly, I managed to grab a lamp post and keep myself upright. I haz skillz.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I almost went down last night on my way to the pub.
Oddly, after a few drinks I found it easier to move about on the ice.

EDIT: Peter Adamson was brilliant. A real method actor, it was a shame when the film 'learn to swim' never got finance as he'd already done a lot of work researching his part.*

*None of you will remember him.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I do : /

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Well, we are both of a certain age
Rita.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Not yet
I'm currently in the library laughing at a rah who's arguing with "mummy" over the phone about which Barbour jacket she wants for Christmas. It's getting quite heated, updates as and when.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:45, Reply)

This is probably a jacket for her horse, I'd imagine

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:50, Reply)

"No mummy, I want *that* one, and the bag *has* to be Louis Vuitton! Duh!"

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:53, Reply)

hehehe

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:54, Reply)

oh man Shutter Island was boss, I want to see Inception as well.
I love The Departed too.
I've come to appreciate the skillz of Brad Pitt lately, after watching a bit of Twelve Monkeys yesterday.

I don't have a favorite actor I think. Maybe Vin Diesel. I love him.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Fight Club is one of my favouritist films evah

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I don't like that film
I appreciate why others do, but I'm so fucking sick of people claiming it's one of the best films evah! See also: Se7en, Nightmare before Christmas, American Beauty, and Titanic.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Se7en is awesome, the others less so, especially Titanic

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:55, Reply)

agreed
though American Beauty has it's merits
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I like it, but not as much as I like Se7en
Titanic can fuck off.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Se7en was a great film
Saw it when I was 11 or 12 and still remember it vividly
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I bloody love it
That it has a NIN song in it is icing on the cake. The mood of that film is perfect.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:19, Reply)

yeah
it plays around with the film noir tropes (rain, dark streets, desolation) but in a perfect way. It means the film feels remarkably undated as well.

Fact Fans: The scene where Brad Pitt's hand goes through glass, was written in on the day because he injured his hand in another incident
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:24, Reply)

I have a ritual
After seeing a film for the first time, I have to check IMDB and read the trivia section.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Really?
I have no idea where I picked up my handy fact from. But I do remember (possibly from imdb) that Brad Pitt refused to promote the film unless they used David Fincher's ending rather than the one the studio wanted. Gave me more respect for him actually.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I watched MegaMind at the weekend
and it had the most awesome soundtrack for a kid's film; AC/DC, Iron Maiden and Guns N Roses, it was brilliant.

There was an awesome bit where the trainee bad guy goes "what's the difference between a villain and a supervillain" and MegaMind says "presentation" and steps out of a giant image of his own head to 'Highway to Hell'.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:40, Reply)

I can see why you don't like those films.
Alas, my heart will go on.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Didn't we have this argument yesterday?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Only about Nightmare Before Christmas
The songs are good, but the film is poor.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Probably for the best that we didn't talk about Fight Club
I would have hit you.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Isn't that the first rule anyway?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Good point, well made.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:09, Reply)

WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT!

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:09, Reply)

I'm not saying it's shit
I just don't enjoy it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:10, Reply)

But... how?!?!

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:13, Reply)

First time I watched it, I had to pause it for half an hour before the magic reveal about Tyler Durden
So it lost any tension there was, and I didn't fancy watching it again. My friends found this out, and pestered me for about a year to rewatch it. Eventually they made me, but were continually pointing out the best bits, and I just didn't give a shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:15, Reply)

dude speak on it,
It's utterly bollocks and the book is somehow worse.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:16, Reply)

You're either trolling or wrong.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:18, Reply)

No I really hated both
they bored the shit out of me.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:19, Reply)

but Ed Norton is the sex

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:24, Reply)

probably
if you're a bird or a gay.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:28, Reply)

no
he just IS.
Ever seen Primal Fear?
Oh lordy. That little geeky boy with the stutter, then BOOM here comes the rage?
Fucking phwoar.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:31, Reply)

do you need a towel? and a hand back to your chair?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I'm fine!
*shakes it off*
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:41, Reply)

the film was great
why didn't you like the book?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I found it really dull to be honest. I read it years ago and can't remember exactly why
just remember it was toss.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Hm.
There's a really big film that I've never finished watching, can't remember what it is though. I keep falling asleep whenever anyone tries to make me watch it.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:18, Reply)

the rohypnol adventures. brilliant film.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Pam & Tommy sex tape?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Probably
Nah, I just remembered that it's Scarface.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I tried watching that once
I will again at some point, but I just wasn't in the mood for that long a film that day.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:33, Reply)

I fell asleep during the Godfather
and my (Italian) friend got really angry with me for renaming the two main guys Don Tagliatelle and Don Cannelloni.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I love Fight Club
it's one of the only films I've ever seen where the book is almost identical.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:14, Reply)

yeah they captured the tone brilliantly
the ending would've been better if it'd stuck to the book, but apart from that, really closely adapted
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:17, Reply)

The Rules Of Attraction
They fucked about with the storyline but captured the tone of the book completely perfectly. Which is why it is my favourite film ever.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:22, Reply)

ugh, Dawson's sex face
I love Shannyn Sossamon though
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Yeah, his sexface is pretty rank
The scene with Ian Somerhalder in the hotel more than makes up for it though. I like that.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:50, Reply)

oh the one where they're dancing on the bed to George Michael?
I fucking love that scene!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:56, Reply)

You knows it!
I actually love the whole thing when they're at the hotel, Dick is the best incidental character in any film ever. EVER.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Ker-Ching! They got it right on the money.
my a-level english lit teacher lent me his copy of less than zero a fortnight after it was published in the uk (fuck me, that makes me feel well old ;-( what with christmas coming on!) and it blew my fucking mind!
IT BLEW MY FUCKING MIND!
sorry for shouting, but BEL has long been a fave author of mine and to see a novel translated to the screen like TROA was does the author the opposite of a dis-service which i guess is a service.
the hotel new hampshire*, on the other fucking hand was an absolute travesty of a clockwork abortion of a film. it really serviced the novel and the author, but in more of an arse-rapey way. tear lubricated**.
wanted to like the film, from knowing the novel, but...
it spoiled the novel for me :-(
is it wrong to hate that?
*John Irving. Incest, bears, death, rape, sorrow (obviously), schlagobbers(sp?) etc.
**Jimmy Carr.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:48, Reply)

I watched Shutter Island recently and very much enjoyed it.
Jeff Bridges FTW!

I nearly fell on my arse this morning outside the back yard.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I never knew you were a fan of Jeff Bridges.
I'm surprised you've not mentioned it in the past.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I like to keep my life private.

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:48, Reply)

That would explain it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:50, Reply)

I find that guys like a woman of mystery.

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Like Toyah Wilcox?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Mythtery!

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:53, Reply)

trainingcourselol!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:55, Reply)

*Wipes lispy spittle away*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Right I'm off to the gym.
Catch you later.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Okay,
Have a nice time with Mr. Nasium.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Sarcasmometer readings peaking at 12,000,000 captain

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:48, Reply)

hahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:49, Reply)

What's the SI unit of sarcasm, d'you think?
Must be chin-based, I'd imagine. 12 megachins of sarcasm perhaps?
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Megachins are measures in itches.
Normal chins are measured in reck-ons.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:56, Reply)

check with Labs
he'll know
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Are you looking forward to the new Tron?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Hell yeah!
I'll be dragging my nephew to the cinema with me.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I'm most pleased the fit bird from house
with lovely small boobs!! will be dressed entirely in leather/spandex
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Wierdo!

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:56, Reply)

why?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:56, Reply)

cause blousie thinks I'm a freak cause I prefer small boobs

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I prefer C/D cups, I got with a girl with A cups when we were 18
She was referred to as 'Little B' afterwards, she just thought it was a cute, if irrelevant nickname. It was actually a description, as her 'tits' looked like bee stings.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:24, Reply)

each to their own dude, I just like athletic looking girls and they normally come with small boobs.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:25, Reply)

that we do Bobby,
that we do.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I said athletic not autistic

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:35, Reply)

utistic spastic
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:36, Reply)

haha click

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:37, Reply)

I bet I could beat you in....erm...the bleep test?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:43, Reply)

fucking hell an asthmatic warthog could beat me in the bleep test.
You, my dear, are a vision and I was merely taking a cheap shot.

you pencil necked freak
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:46, Reply)

She is rather pretty.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I'm probably a weirdo
but I think Cuddy is objectively hotter
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:21, Reply)

She is rather tasty
As was Cameron.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:38, Reply)

I did enjoy her stripping scene

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:44, Reply)

PHWOAR
cdn04.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/1203-olivia-wilde-flaunt-01-480x625.jpg
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:15, Reply)

*now wants to see Tron that little bit more*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:17, Reply)

In between making me play N64 games and laughing at the cricket commentary on Radio 4
Boy showed me the light cycle scene from the original Tron.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:18, Reply)

He has gone up 12 points in my estimations

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:20, Reply)

This is not helping things

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:21, Reply)

It's alright, I don't fancy him

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:25, Reply)

You know who else doesn't fancy him?
Psychochomp.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:43, Reply)

LOL JK HE ToTALLY DOES

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:45, Reply)

I love that so much I have the tshirt.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I saw that. It's truly amazing.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Would it be better if you had a wank?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:25, Reply)

That never sorts anything out for me!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:26, Reply)

hell yes
YES
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Ed Norton.
And Johnny Depp.
And Robert Downey Junior.

It's not just because I'm shallow, I think they all have immense talent as well.

I also love Maggie Gyllenhaal, I really liked her in (no I'm not going to say Secretary)....Stranger Than Fiction
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:52, Reply)

It's just a shame she looks like a pig.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I had not considered this
but you are correct in this porcine evaluation
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:56, Reply)

great actress, utter pig face.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:58, Reply)

She really doesn't!
topnews.in/usa/files/Maggie-Gyllenhaal.jpg
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Edward Norton is superb
And while I'm not a fan of Johnny Depp, Captain Jack is one of my favourite characters of all time.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Norton defitely is
American History X proves this.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:57, Reply)

He was very good as Hulk as well

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:58, Reply)

That film was utter toss though.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Agreed on both counts
Better than the other modern Hulk film though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Far better
I do fucking love American History X though

"Don't fuck with me aight I'm the most dangerous man in this prison. You know why? 'Cause I control the underwear."
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I forgot about Ed Norton
he is really good
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:06, Reply)

plus FIT

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:15, Reply)

very fit
and in the Illusionist as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Simon Pegg is likely mine, as I've never seen him do a bad film
Although I can't help but love Samuel L. Jackson, if for nothing but Pulp Fiction.

Alt Q: Nope, I've been ok.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:52, Reply)

loooooooooove Simon Pegg

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:54, Reply)

have you seen The Big Nothing?
It's got David Schwimmer in it as well, it's fucking brilliant.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Nope, shall keep an eye out for it.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:58, Reply)

he has an annoying american accent but you get used to it
it's got so many twists in it I actually gasped at one point like a big loser.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I fell over in the fucking house last week
Wiggy shouted 'boo' at me as I came out of the bedroom and I leapt backwards, doing that stupid Scooby-Doo-trying-to-run flailing legs thing and windmill arms before bumping my arse on the floor.

Wiggy managed to check if I was ok before he punctured his diaphragm from laughing too hard.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I really wish I had seen this

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:07, Reply)

that's what all my friends said
*pouts*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Lolled.
Reminds me of the time my wife had gone upstairs so I waited for her coming back down and poked a feather duster through the bannister at her ankles while making skwee noises. She sat down rather heavily and I collapsed with a pain in my belly. From laughing, she did hit me as well though.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Ha! I lolled!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:25, Reply)

what I read was
"my wife has a totally sweet life insurance policy so I tried to kill her"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Rumbled, damn your eyes!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Hervé Villechaize

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:55, Reply)

herbe villechaize david bowie in labyrinth
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:57, Reply)

MATT DAMON

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:57, Reply)

MATT DAMON
 
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:58, Reply)

matt damon

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:58, Reply)

collectively I've probably watched one Bourne Identity film.
That would be from watching 10-15 minute segments between all three films.
He was also in The Departed.
Fucking good film.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:01, Reply)

oh, anyone seen this?
www.imdb.com/title/tt0242527/
a little fucked up
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Utter shit
Although you do get to see Keira Knightly's poor impersonation of breasts.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:03, Reply)

pfft

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:06, Reply)

I used to really fancy Thora Birch
Now, not so much, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating biscuits.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Birch Hird
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:22, Reply)

I just came a cropper...
Just got a phone call saying that my neighbours had found my lovely little cat, Janie Jones, who has been missing for 2 and a half weeks now. In my excitement I ran out of the house and went arse over tit. Wasn't my cat.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:02, Reply)

have you checked the bin?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:03, Reply)

First thing I did.
I think the problem is that she's a bit 'special'. Think she wandered off and forgot we live here.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:08, Reply)

saddest of sad faces ever

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:09, Reply)

To be honest
I don't miss her that much. I love cats, but she was seriously fucking irritating and loud. My housemate has been shuffling round looking all miserable though, he really loved her. I'm just gutted that I used a really cool pet name on a cat we only had for two months.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:11, Reply)

what was the name then?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Janie Jones
Pfft, waste of a name. Housemate suggested 'cuntflaps' so if she went missing we would have an excuse to wander the streets shouting it at the top of our voices. I wish I'd listened to him now.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:20, Reply)

just add "The Second" to the next one

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:26, Reply)

sucks to be you right now
Hopefully the cat will turn up.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Ooh apart from Ed Norton
Takashi Shimura was amazing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Now that I think about it
Include Daniel Day-Lewis in there as well, he's fucking superb.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:17, Reply)

I love how he just went 'well fuck this' and left Hollywood to go and make shoes in France.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:27, Reply)

after watching Boardwalk Empire I have a new appreciation and lust for Steve Buscemi

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:17, Reply)

He's ace in Con Air

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Con Air Anything where he has a supporting role. As a lead actor he's quite fail.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:27, Reply)

I've never seen him as a lead
But he's superb in Con Air, same in Armageddon. I've not seen Fargo, but that's meant to be good.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Ooh, definitely watch Fargo.
I avoided it for ages, thinking it would be awful and I'm really pissed off I did. It's a great film.

He's brilliant in Monsters inc, Reservoir Dogs, Con Air, Mr Deeds (despite it being an shite film - he's great), Big Lebowski... The list goes on.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Mr Deeds is utter tosh, but highly entertaining

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:48, Reply)

YOU JUST HUSH RIGHT NOW

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Name a film he was good in the lead role...

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Ah, see!! You can't!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Monsters, Inc?
I've not seen a lot of films he's been in but Boardwalk Empire is fucking brill and I love him in it.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Yeah, haven't you seen it?
It's bloody good as kids films go. He's the evil baddy monster.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:00, Reply)

I've just not watched Inception again but also have to tip my hat to Mr Di Caprio:
He really is possibly the biggest, most monumental wanker ever to have lived.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:21, Reply)

I thought that was you?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Nope. It's Leonard of Capri.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Good at his job though
can't take that away from him.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Luckily for him
his job is 'playing complete wankers in shit films' really.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:23, Reply)

What are you babbling about now you geriatric fuck?
have you not had your medicine. This rant is lame even for you.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:24, Reply)

I'm not ranting at all, you half-witted spastic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:25, Reply)

he was good in What's Eating Gilbert Grape
where, coincidentally, he played a half-witted spastic.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:28, Reply)

*'Give Us A Clue' nose/point gesture*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:29, Reply)

not goin' down therrr

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:40, Reply)

I could have drownded!
Have you seen the American Dad spoof of that with squirrels? It's the best thing EVAR on toast.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:46, Reply)

you are a little you piss stained coffin dodger

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I saw that Shutter Island
If I was being generous I would give it 6/10. Mediocre suspense and rather weak of plot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Well fine but he was very good in it, in my opinion. Plus I think you may like inception it's quite clever
and thoroughly entertaining, and he is also excellent in that. The point I was making, albeit in a half witted spastic way, was that it's commendable to put in one brilliant performance in a career and he has done two in one summer. I think that's impressive.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:36, Reply)

it's long and boring
and by the end you don't care if they're awake because you're probably not.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Right, once again, I'm talking about his performance not the films. I happen to like both the films
but I'm mainly impressed with Di Caprio in both roles respectively.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:49, Reply)

I do love Di Caprio, he's a brilliant actor
I just hated Inception. He was one of those actors who got slated by everyone because he was too pretty, like Brad Pitt, so he really had to prove himself as an actor, which I think he has done.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Apart from Inception
I agree with everything you said. I thought it was brilliant and kept me hooked from start to finish. Ellen Page helped a lot though.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Ellen Page :S
she looks waaay too young. Joseph Gordon-Levitt though...
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:02, Reply)

she is beeeeooooottiful

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:07, Reply)

In a lot of the scenes
She looks rather 'jailbait-y'
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:09, Reply)

she's 22 I checked

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:10, Reply)

that's as may be
but when she appeared on screen first in Inception I assumed she was maybe 15 or 16
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:22, Reply)

that's your paedo eyes not mine

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:25, Reply)

hardly
given that that then precluded me from thinking she was attractive (apart from in a 'oh she's pretty way'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:35, Reply)

I thought that film
was fucking shit. Relentlessly dull from start to finish. I only made it to the end because I actually fell asleep. Fact.
( Kroney, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Glad you agree, Load of old cock.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Why does every film have to have a tedious "twist" now?
Especially one that somehow manages to be both nonsensical AND predictable?
( Kroney, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:47, Reply)

because there are only seven stories and we have run out of variations of em
so they are being bastardised and subsequently buggered.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I hate the shameless setup for sequels that so many films are doing now
it's so arrogant.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Whilst I do like some sequels
The concept of them irritates me as they're clearly shameless money-spinners.
( Kroney, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:02, Reply)

...unless they're an adaptation
of something too long or complex to fit into one film such as Lord of the Rings.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:07, Reply)

or Bad Boys
I take your point.
( Kroney, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:17, Reply)

The Fast and the Furious for that matter

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)

2 Fast 2 Furious was my favourite
when he kept waddling around in shorts and calling people "bro".

Amazing film.
( Kroney, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:31, Reply)

I don't want to sound
as though I'm implying that any of the films are good (though they are) but the 2nd one was the worst. The other three are good
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Although they are all, obviously, giants of cinema
I do think that the first carries most pathos, with the ending scene where he has to choose between his old bros in the police force and his new bros out on the street.
( Kroney, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:45, Reply)

Oh they're really dead/a ghost/dreamingzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:09, Reply)

that guy, you know, the one who was in that thing
that thing with that girl, you know theone. The one with the hair.

Well, not him, but that guy who looks like he would if he was black.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:26, Reply)

WHAT? He's fucking SHIT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:27, Reply)

I'm not a big fan, but he was good in the one where some stuff happened, and it looked bad,
but then redemption was achieved through a happy happenstance.
(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I could have sworn Gonz wrote this.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Oh dear, LiC suffering from Gonzolalia.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:33, Reply)

As there was no mention of apple pie or people shitting on each other, I think it can be assumed to only be a mild dose.

(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Or Sushi

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I will happily watch anything with either Gary Oldman or Alan Rickman in it
Yes, in the latter's case that does include Love Actually and Harry Potter.
( Kroney, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:40, Reply)

I do love Alan Rickman
but Love Actually was still shit
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I shan't defend the film
I could actually feel my penis inverting whilst I was watching it.
( Kroney, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Sense and Sensibility
Alan Rickman
♥
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:44, Reply)

oooh this definitely
I love that film anyway, but Alan Rickman as the Colonel was so good. It was a good cast all told
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Isn't anyone going to mention Dominique Pinon?

(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:47, Reply)

I was going to offer
along a similar theme Acion Mutante for best film (but that makes me quite pretentious)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Oh I LOVE Acion Mutante.
No cunt has ever heard of it whenever I bring it up offline.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:10, Reply)

Hang on Monts.
You love something else that isn't either your daughter or MDs?

I'm shocked.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)

I love fucking loads of things.
It's just that dimbos on here never know what I'm on about.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Whereas I just love fucking dogs.
*Misses point*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:26, Reply)

I love missing the point.
*fucks dog*
(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:29, Reply)

I love missing the hole
*tries to fuck dog*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:37, Reply)

generally with most things you like
at least one person says they like it as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Thats because people offline arent real
But its a fucking top film
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:18, Reply)