How drunk do you have to be before you get frisky?

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:23, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Well there isn't an exact science to it.
It depends on a number of factors.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:27, Reply)

Which are?

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:28, Reply)

we demand formulae!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:29, Reply)

Probably much the same as the female criteria for liking a bloke.

Personality, looks and all the other usual traits, the sliding scale as to how important all these things are is the length of time since the last bit of action.

The longer its been, the less important all these things become.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:32, Reply)

Woohoo! I'm in then.

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:36, Reply)

I think you could get in there with a half
from what I hear
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:38, Reply)

What you hear is wrong.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:43, Reply)

She's only joking.

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:47, Reply)

Is this to make sure
you bring enough cash to the bash to get him drunk?
(berk, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:28, Reply)

Shush girl!
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:29, Reply)

Tsk!
I'm not sure where I'll be this weekend (bar at the football on Saturday afternoon).

It's my mothers birthday this weekend, so I might spend some time with her on Saturday night before a family meal on the Sunday.

But if that does happen, I'll try and get myself to the Flyer on the Sunday (late afternoon).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:34, Reply)

Families do come first.
*nods sagely*
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:40, Reply)

that's what bert said

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:42, Reply)

But gaz me your number anyway.
Cos I'll let you know one way of the other what I'm doing, and if I do make it to the pub, I'll need someone to introduce me to your merry band of geeks and freaks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:42, Reply)

G'wan
come, you know you want to! I'll save you some cake and everything.
(berk, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:04, Reply)

there's going to be cake at the bash?
sweet
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:07, Reply)

aww
now I'm wondering why I decided Brighton would be better. I hope there is cake there, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:16, Reply)

Most likely
unless by some sad turn of events I don't have time to make any.
(berk, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:19, Reply)

that would be sad indeed
I am looking forward to meeting people there.

Sonisphere headliners have been announced recently. Slipknot and Biffy Clyro. I am greatly disappointed by this news.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:22, Reply)

That sounds most distinctly meh
Biffy is meant to be good live but Slipknot? Please. Just no.
(berk, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:38, Reply)

meh was my opinion too
Slipknot would probably be worth a watch. They are supposed to be good live, but after the awesomeness of last year I am definitely disappointed.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:41, Reply)

Don't bother turning up without cake.
Seriously.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:24, Reply)

What sort of cake are we talking about here berk?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:22, Reply)

Lemon drizzle
(specially for Amberl as she is letting me stop at hers in Oxford) and probably carrot cake. Unless you have any requests?
(berk, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:29, Reply)

My requests would have been for both lemon drizzle and carrot cake.
So you're doing well so far.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:34, Reply)

*sniffs haughtily*
I don't see that I should feel pressured in to making cake for someone who is only maybe coming.

who the hell am I kidding, I'd probably bring cake to the apocalypse
(berk, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:37, Reply)

Well if you're going to take that attitude

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:52, Reply)

*trembly bottom lip*
I didn't mean it really...
(berk, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:55, Reply)

*Eyes with cake baking suspicion*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:59, Reply)