Is Gilbert a dog or a cat?
Or a wunny babbit?

I hope it comes back and has a frank discussion about the problems he's having with you rather than bottling everything up and going to the pub to drool over the fit Welsh barmaid. That's just a slippery slope.
( djtrialprice, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:17, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

He's definitely a bottler.
He probably cuts himself to cope with my mood swings.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:20, Reply)

Does he have a cat-flap he can use?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:37, Reply)

poor Gilbert
"No mummy, I don't want to eat two pence pieces today. Noooo, not the window, aaaaaaargh!"
( djtrialprice, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:38, Reply)

oh god how i loathe people
who refer to themselves as their pets' "mummy" or "daddy". my friend and her bf have just listed their new puppy as their son on fb, it makes me want to barf.

and then about 25 morons have added it as a friend. it's a fucking DOG, you morons.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:45, Reply)

That is really fucking bent.
What sort of dog is it?....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:47, Reply)

border terrier i think
not sure, i have avoided going to see it since they committed the fb crime.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:54, Reply)