I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:01, 8 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

puuuure disgust here Monty

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:02, Reply)

You went to Burger King?
*jaw drops*
( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:02, Reply)

busy bummed
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:03, Reply)

cleaning the toilets?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:04, Reply)

That's right: WITH YOUR HAIR.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:07, Reply)

You're not a very nice lady.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:19, Reply)

'I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:05, Reply)

That's a Whopper.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I used to work in McDonalds
you would be amazed at how many people used to shag in the disabled toilet. Always chavs though - Monty, I'm surprised at you, stooping so low!
(berk, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:05, Reply)

It's a shame it wasn't a KFC berk
I could have made a crass 'finger lickin' good' comment.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:07, Reply)

*sigh*
actually I have been known to pretend I'm Nigella Lawson whilst making cakes, that filthy finger licking minx.
(berk, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Do you do the "looking through your hair" thing
and the breasts?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I do have a fringe
I can peer sexily through* but I'm afraid I do not have her norks. Or probably even half!

*NB, this may actually just make me look myopic
(berk, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:20, Reply)

I dont think many women do!
Peer away!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I would RUIN that woman

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Double mastectomy?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:19, Reply)

hahaha

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I actually pondered before posting that
Then I remembered where I was
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:26, Reply)

could be POTD, that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Ta!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:32, Reply)

How dare you.
She is MINE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Has NO-ONE here heard of Digital Underground?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Peter has
and you
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Heard of an artist you like?
Highly unlikely.
(berk, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:10, Reply)

No

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:10, Reply)