I have only ever been sent flowers once.
I was at work and I still rank it in my top five most embarrassing moments of all time. If anyone ever gave me a teddy I think my head would fall off or something.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:32, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Nothing says 'I think you're a bit retarded' better than sending a stuffed toy to an adult.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:34, Reply)

This, exactly
Flowers die, and I hate chocolate. It's all terribly unimaginative too.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:36, Reply)

oh yes, unimaginative, that's what I said to a guy once that asked me to go to the movies and bowling
I told him to be more original.
I totally hurt his feelings.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I don't understand why anyone would want to go to the cinema on an early date
You can't talk. It's dark. It doesn't make sense.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:43, Reply)

my gran had about a thousand of them
my grandfather drove a tractor trailer and brought them back for her
it was really gross, they used to cuddle all the time, my gran would sit on his lap and run her fingers through his thinning grey hair and look at him like she wanted to jump his bones right there
yeurgh!
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I always seem to end up with people who don't like sending gifts.

( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:34, Reply)

They are called tight fuckers
and not in the good way either!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:35, Reply)