My housemate turned up at 11am on Sunday morning and announced he had a new girlfriend, and we'd be meeting her that evening.
The only snag was that he'd drunk enough the previous night that he'd blacked out for a couple of hours, and couldn't remember anything much about her, not even her name.

So this was our mission; we were to meet her and her friends at the pub, and were going to engineer it so that she'd introduce herself to us - then when she went to the toilet we'd tell him his new girlfriend's name / any other basic info we could pick up. What could possibly go wrong?

Ten minutes after we arrived in the pub she was standing up with him in the upstairs bar screaming "YOU DON'T KNOW MY FUCKING NAME, DO YOU?!?!" and slapping him hard in the face, again, and again and again. The other thirty or forty people sitting around us; friends, acquaintances, strangers, were all sitting silently, trying to stifle their laughter.

That was the end of that relationship.
( Zuowan, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:26, 17 replies)

haha!
Awesome
( rofl harris, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:29, closed)

This happened to me and we've now been together for nearly twenty years.
Your mate must be rubbish.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:37, closed)

Don't know why you bothered with her if
she got pissed and forgot your name.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:43, closed)

She's easily my favourite drunk.
Also, she's small enough for me to carry home.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:14, closed)

mega lolz

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:41, closed)

this reply to win

(Eukanuba, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:38, closed)

Dunno about the 20 years bit tho, my money's on either mummified or frozen

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:36, closed)

I think
A decimal point went astray somewhere.
(Eukanuba, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 18:58, closed)

I hope you know her name by now.
My mate is happily married to somebody considerably more stable.
( Zuowan, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:39, closed)

Season 3 episode 6 - how i met your mother

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:57, closed)

Never seen it, it's a pretty generic story though, so not surprised.

( Zuowan, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:38, closed)

Always memorise their name and eye-colour
...it's amazing how many times I was asked* "what colour are my eyes, then?" when trying to pretend I remembered more about the previous night than was, in fact, the case.


* on the phone
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:41, closed)

Once.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:45, closed)

I'm amazed.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:12, closed)

Happened twice to me
1. Managed to engineer her introducing herself to my friends in front of me

2. woke up at hers so was able to make a cup of tea and check the name on the gas bill pinned to the fridge. Married 10 years this year
(LetsGetDownToIt, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:47, closed)

Haha.
"This is Youtellemwhoyouare"
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:59, closed)

Have you met my girlfriend Theoccupier.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:04, closed)