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A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.

What was your ouchiest moment?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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Pissed up Mrs at my cousins wedding....
...she was 2 and a half bottles of wine in after 3 hours. Just after the speeches I took her back to the hotel room in the hope of her going for a snooze but she flew into a rage spouting "we're never going to get married, they have only been together 5 minutes, you don't love me...." ect. She stormed off into the bathroom but didn't turn the light on, went to sit on the toilet but sat on the bidet. The spout on the tap of bidet went straight up her arse and broke her coccyx. I found her face down in her makup bag sobbing the words "the toilet bit me". She couldn't sit down for 4 weeks.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 22:45, 4 replies)
Ha ha, fuck!

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 23:23, closed)
Involuntary office lols
.... Win you a click. It was the bit about the toilet biting that did it.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 2:49, closed)
"The toilet bit me" - fantastic
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:59, closed)
An utterly
genious line *click*.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 21:27, closed)

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