I heard of a woman* who overcame toxic shock syndrome as a result of a piece of Lego getting stuck up her fanny. Nasty.
* approximate description, based on the photos available.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:44, 8 replies)

A girl I went to school with left a tampon in for three days.
There's no happy ending. She didn't overcome it. She spent a few fairly horrific days in hospital with her horrified parents and then died. She was nineteen.

Lol.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:59, closed)

Why did she do that?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 20:14, closed)

Difficult to tell.
She died more than twenty years ago and spent the last few days in incoherent agony or monged out on morphine so nobody really got a chance to ask.

Perhaps she was a fucking idiot. Perhaps she forgot. There's only one thing for certain: she dead.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 20:46, closed)

At least she didn't die in vain.
She'd probably be glad that her agonising death provided a brief diversion for a few bored people.
( 4Q just lurking, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:10, closed)

I may write to her parents. I'm sure it'll be a comfort this christmas.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:02, closed)

The perils of posing for emvee's website?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:11, closed)

I don't understand this
From what I've gleaned from the Internet, most things designed to be inserted into bodily orifices are gently curved and smooth. Lego is hard-edged, hard and positively sharp on the (many) corners. What the hell is wrong with these people???
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 9:11, closed)

Smooth things are for pussies.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:03, closed)