Being a "father" is fucking expensive.
Anyone lying to a man about that needs outing ASAP. The CPS are not a friendly bunch of people who help your career.
Sorry, going off on one, but pretending someone is the father when he is not is absolutely unforgiveable and labels you as scum.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:48, 3 replies)

If you don't have the responsibility or the financial means to be a father you've no-one to blame but yourself.
And if you're weak enough to have a fast one pulled on you, you shouldn't be having relationships in the first place. It's irresponsible and immature.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:54, closed)

I'm not sure I understand you.
You're saying that some random guy who wore a condom which you told him had split (or similar) should pay for a kid some other random guy fathered, as well as the kid being brought up by a deceived man who resents it?
Wow, I Really hope you have cancer or, failing that, are raped to death soon.
Deceit of that magnitude is never forgivable.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:07, closed)

Classy bit of trolling,
this is.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:11, closed)

Hook, line, sinker
and copy of Angling Times...
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:40, closed)

you forgot the rod and reel

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:47, closed)

I was quoting...
But, yes, that's the sentiment I was expressing.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:50, closed)

the quote includes the rod and reel bit
i know my dwarf
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:51, closed)

A google tells me we are both wrong.
"rod" but no "reel"?
Though if you insist you're right I'll believe you since the only copy I had was on VHS and is now landfill.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:02, closed)

trust me
i'm better than google
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:04, closed)

*cough*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tJ5tb2WEEE
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:14, closed)

can't get youtube
and i've only got series 1-4 on dvd. if i'm wrong, then i'm wrong. it's been known to happen.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:15, closed)

It agrees with google, I'm afraid :(
There are a few things in Dwarf which I swear were there the first time it was broadcast and not the next -- like a burp which seems to be missing.
Either we all remember things that didn't happen, they were good at inferring things, or we're all getting the book, TV series and our friends imitating it confused.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:24, closed)

quite possibly the last one

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:28, closed)

fortunately
he's happily married now to a lovely girl and has 2 daughters who are both definitely his.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:30, closed)

No,
they're mine.
( 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:01, closed)

I had a sneaking suspicion you were after his cock.
I guess I was correct?
(Vinnie Strokes Got bummed on, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 13:03, closed)

.
CPS
CSA
(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:46, closed)