about a year ago
I had been round at my dads watching the football and was walking past three neds, maybe about 18 or so, on my way home. Two of them were just milling about and one of them was talking on his phone. This is what he said "...aye, i can feel it running down my leg. I've no even looked yet..."
First of all, what the hell has he done? Pissed himself? Shat himself? Why isn't he looking at his leg to see whats happening?
But secondly, and more importantly, why has he phoned someone up to tell them about it?
I really wish i had heard the rest of the conversation.
(unciebana It's good, but it's not right., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 17:45, 9 replies)

Blood?

(Brandy Bolland, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:06, closed)

Hit return too early...
Was going to say he'd prolly been chibbed.
(Brandy Bolland, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:06, closed)

from a tattoo

( 4Q just lurking, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 4:39, closed)

hmmm
this actually probably makes the most sense out of all the possibilities i have considered. i do prefer the ferret option suggested below though.
(unciebana It's good, but it's not right., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:42, closed)

could be
He never seemed very stressed about it though, was talking about it like it was perfectly normal.
(unciebana It's good, but it's not right., Sun 28 Aug 2011, 14:38, closed)

Maybe the other two had bummed him senseless enough to phone someone else to talk about it, or maybe his suppository had melted too fast.
(Benzyl, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:40, closed)

ha
i'd like it if this was the case.
(unciebana It's good, but it's not right., Sun 28 Aug 2011, 14:38, closed)

Ferret?

(karnuvap, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:58, closed)

brilliant.

(unciebana It's good, but it's not right., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:40, closed)