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This is a question Things You Still Can't Do Properly Despite Being a Proper Grown Up

An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus asks "What can't you do properly despite the fact you're a fully grown and responsible adult?"

Nothing instills confidence more than overhearing a builder on the site opposite muttering "Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey" to himself.

Basically, stealing the idea from this thread on reddit.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 10:13)
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Make an omelette
No matter what insturctions, directions or advice i follow it always comes out like scrambled egg.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 8:14, 13 replies)
cook it for longer at a low heat in a smaller pan so it's got some thickness to it

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 9:14, closed)
Cook it you say?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 6 Feb 2015, 9:23, closed)
thanks for the advice.
but as i have already pointed out this will simply not work.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 9:54, closed)
try not stirring it too

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 20:22, closed)
Use brake fluid
For that extra zing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 9:55, closed)
Not petrol?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:10, closed)
But scrambled egg is nicer than an omelette,
so surely that's fine?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:27, closed)
non stick pans work a treat.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 11:15, closed)
Yer, well we all know what YOU mean by a treat.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 6 Feb 2015, 11:29, closed)
To avoid having to scrub the messed up pan afterwards,
simply add a cupful of washing up liquid to the mix before cooking.
(mallyjoe, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 11:51, closed)
I will give this a whirl tonight

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 18:41, closed)
Hey, but you can't make an omlette without breaking some...
Oh, yeah, not that, never mind.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 18:37, closed)
You can't beat a top tip

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 18:41, closed)

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