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I find it amazing that everyone is viewing missing PE lessons or being delberately crap at it, as some sort of badge of honour. Would you be proudly telling us how you faked being mute to avoid english lit ? Feigned neuromuscular diesease to get out of woodwork?

It seems to me that b3ta is where all the fat kids live.
(ihaveab3tanamenow, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:11, 11 replies)

Well,
it is the internet. Fat males rule it.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:20, closed)

I liked PE
but I was really crap at it. This meant that the PE teachers treated me and all the other useless kids as targets for their agression.

Also, those good at sport are too thick to know how the internet works.

PS I did fake being smart in English Lit, and flunked it completely.
*Proud*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:45, closed)

It's because being slightly crap makes for a better story.
Those who were adequate at sports have nothing to tell; those who excelled at sports can't work a keyboard.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:57, closed)

^This^
Muchly.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:03, closed)

Woodwork and music,,
Not exactly 'feigning' but I did also once tear a muscle in my shoulder which got me out of woodwork and music (I could only use one arm, and thus couldn't play any instruments or use tools) for about 8 weeks.

I shall save the story of how the muscle came to be torn for a ''Really retarded ways you've injured yourself'' QOTW
( Bathory, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:05, closed)

Being a fat nerd
makes you, by definition, big and clever.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:26, closed)

you, sir
are smart. :)
(jennymnemonic, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:49, closed)

+ lonely, spotty, bespectacled, sadistic, sexually repressed,

(TheColonel, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:50, closed)

I don't exist on b3ta, because girls don't exist on the internet.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:33, closed)

honestly
When i was a teenager PE just did not seem to serve any purpose whatsorever. Now of course i pay to exercise just to keep the old rsi to a minimum...
(bovine intervention, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:55, closed)

and?
nerds run t'interweb iirc
(bluehamster, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 19:48, closed)