Every-cunting-thing.
I'm in a bad mood today.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:41, 11 replies)

Whats up !
Your goat not in the mood last night?
( girlinthehole, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:49, closed)

Aww
Poor Berty.

Don't be annoyed, be smiley. Smiley = teh good.

*Offers monkey*

Want?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:52, closed)

You can take your monkeys and your goats
and cram it with walnuts ugly!

(sorry, but I really am in a very bad mood)

*hugs*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:55, closed)

Well
I am slightly scared and offended.*

:(

*May not be scared or offended
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:58, closed)

Well I'm going to play with someone else.
Who wants to play?
( girlinthehole, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:01, closed)

I'll play!
I'm also in a bad mood today though as I had to drive to Slough at 6am. I fucking hate the M25.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:18, closed)

The M25 is like your mother
Big, round and slow.

:D
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:23, closed)

Oh yeah
well, well, the A1(m) is like your girlfriend, a great big long strip of tarmac with lots of lorries and cars driving over it all day.

*doesn't understand this whole trash talking thing*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:31, closed)

You made me laugh
and snapped me out of my girlish strop!

Cheers al, you're twelve aces and a half.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:33, closed)

Damn frickin straight
I am.

Oh, just so's you know, I rode your girlfriend four times yesterday instead of the usual two. I left an important bit of equipment at work and had to go back and get it.

*is now becoming dangerously confused between Mrs Monkeysex and the A1(M)*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:37, closed)

It's ok al
You wouldn't be the first.

I've lost count of the number of people who go up and down Mrs Monkeysex.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:39, closed)