Well here's a few
Firstly, religious types.

Now, I accept people have religion, I think its good to believe in something (though I personally don't). Even organised religion is fine (except Scientology, that is just retardation in a cup). But when you hate someone because they don't believe in the same God you do, or think that I need to hear the words of Jesus, then that's just not on. I have no idea what happens when we die, nor do I try to have any idea, keep your views to yourself, thanks.

Teenage haters, you jsut get my goat. I am young by anyone's standards (16) but don't take that as an excuse to think I can't spell, have no understanding of the world, and worse as a person than you and that I "don't know im born". I know I haven't seen the world, I know I haven't worked a day in my life, but I also know that I am still equal to any of you, and so is anyone of my age (even chavs *gasp*) at the end of the day, we are all people and born equal.
Racist old people, you can just fuck off. No, "the blacks" aren't ruining Moss Side, it's not because they're black, its because they were born into poverty and can't change things, that goes for white people too. And anyone who claims "they don't know any better" is an outright liar, just because they were born 70 years ago doesn't make them stupid.

People who can't take a joke, you're all cock munchers. Yes, racist/rape/sexist/sick jokes are funny, I know they are wrong and sick, and that's why they're funny.

Fat People, you are ugly and there is a reason they don't make tank tops in extra large.
No, its not because you're big boned or because of your glands or because of your genes, its because you eat too fucking much.
Its quite simple really, you stop eating so fucking much and then when you walk past I wont be saying "We're manning the harpoons but they aren't doing anything"
I once saw a woman so fat she had to use an old people's mobile to get around, I wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry. Just how the funk can you get THAT fat that you cant walk? Surely when you realise "Hmm I can't see Father O'Malley because my stomach is in the way" that its time to cut down on things deep fried in lard and have a bit of salad instead?

I have neither length nor girth, its all about stamina.
(River of Squid has a variety of lemons in his pocket, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:20, 6 replies)

fat people
being disabled, severely ill and often confined to bed will make you put weight on pretty quickly. a lot of weight. this means that, when you've recovered, exercise is much harder than ever before. weight loss is about diet AND exercise.
there are times when weight gain is genuinely not due to overeating.
(LIMES, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:49, closed)

Not having a go or anything
But you're asking us to accept teenagers as we're all born equal, but then having a dig at fat people because, well, they're fat... Just pointing out a flaw in your agument...

Chavs? They can just cunt off in my book. I've never met an articulate chav in my life and I don't expect to in the near future.

Totally agree with the racist old people view though. And religion. Gah! Stop knocking on my door trying to sell God like double glazing will you? I'll take my chances and if I do end up in hell for being a non-believer, at least it'll be warm.

As you were...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 2 May 2008, 10:50, closed)

Ah, you misunderstand
What I mean is the people who blame everything and everyone but themselves.

I know a few people who are fat, but they still remain happy and dont mope around because they're fat, and they don't say its something other than they eat to much.

I also accept it can be hard for people to lose weight, but I also believe it is never impossible for them to not lose weight.
(River of Squid has a variety of lemons in his pocket, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:47, closed)

Fair enough
Like I said, not having a go. Yes, take some bloody responsibilty for your action / inaction / personal circumstances. Strongly believe in that mantra.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 2 May 2008, 11:53, closed)

Indeed, 'tis a good mantra
AS im doing philosophy in college, I get to have lots of strong views.

I guess it has been the msot helpful subject, since it actually got me out of my own arse and took responsibility for myself.


AS such another 2 pet peeves:
1. People who won't accept its their fault and MUST be someone else's
2. Subjects that are only there to get you to pass the exams, rather than actually have skills useful in life.
(River of Squid has a variety of lemons in his pocket, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:58, closed)

i don't mope
i never have, no matter what. i will lose weight, i know i will. i've already lost a fair amount and, come hell or high water, i will lose the rest. it will just take a long time.
(LIMES, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:54, closed)