Thin people.
Well, those who eat and eat and eat and never put weight on. Why can't I have their metabolism? Why do I have to starve and run about like a loon just to loose a couple of pounds? Ok! I don't want to be skinny but I'd like to have a payoff for all the hard work I do in keeping trim.

Makes me sooooo fed up!
( girlinthehole, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:58, 8 replies)

Fed up....
Geddit? lol xxx
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:59, closed)

^Oh! I made a pun and didn't realise.
Gosh I'm clever. I do it now without thinking.
( girlinthehole, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:03, closed)

Trust Me
Skinny birds get laid less.

They might get picked up more but they get less sex as, the blokes picking them up, secretly want a boy.

Then again, they might get rogered up the arse.
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:44, closed)

^^^This
Sooooooooo much this!

Having an extra layer of flab curves, has never done me any harm or caused any shortage of male playmates.


I think it's the flashing of knickers that does it every time.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:20, closed)

^what she said
No-one wants to go to bed with a bag of bones.

cake! and sex!

oh
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:29, closed)

Look at it from my perspective
I eat fuck loads, I try to put on weight, but i remain fucking thin, and I cant actually change it.

Now, for a girl this might be alright but I am a guy, and 6ft4.

Im best described (as one of my friends did) as tall and spindly.
Imagine jack skellington from the Nightmare Before Christmas and you aren't fat off from what I look like.

But I do agree, while I like thin girls, stick thin is not attractive. Curvey=good, too bad I am one of the stick thin peeps.
(River of Squid has a variety of lemons in his pocket, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:32, closed)

Don't starve yourself
You can still eat the same amount, or even more - you don't have to starve. Starving yourself will make your body go into starvation mode - you're body will compensate by trying to burn fewer calories and next time you eat, you'll put on weight. (ref: metabolism and bioenergitcs lectures that I should technically be revising)
Just eat foods that are less calorie-dense.
( Peapod Has returned to the fold on, Fri 2 May 2008, 18:14, closed)

I am one of those people
I just got back from 6 months in Buenos Aires, where I ate steak and chips and drank at least 3 litres of ridiculously cheap beer every day, in an attempt to bulk out my spindly frame.

I got back and everyone's like, "Ooh, you've lost weight, you look ever so gaunt."

Where from? I didn't have any excess fat when I went there, how can I have lost weight?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 3 May 2008, 13:18, closed)