The New Febreze Advert
The family's house appears to smell of fish for no reason! There is no explanation of where this fishy smell is coming from! Have they been cooking fish? Have they been preparing fish? Is it the wife/mother? Or does their house naturally smell of fish for some reason?

Damn you, I want to know why their house smells of fish!
(Big Smurf Brush me daddy-O, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:37, 10 replies)

Heehee!
First click of the QOTW.

Why does it smell of fish...?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:38, closed)

We should ask PenguinofDeath
I bet it's his house.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:39, closed)

...
..you obviously didn't see the giant monster prawn hiding behind the curtain...

*scares*
(CarolVorderman'sBumTurret, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:40, closed)

Yes!
And also: the adverts for floor wash stuff. Whose floors actually get that dirty?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:42, closed)

I think I can be of help here...
It's all the bleeding-blitted women who don't use thrush-inducing scented sanitary products.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:43, closed)

It might be a dodgy plug
No, seriously - when I was a young Davros, our kitchen started to smell strongly of fish. Nobody knew why. We hadn't had fish for ages, we didn't have a cat that ate the stuff... where the fuck was it coming from?

Eventually we traced the smell to the plug on the microwave. No idea how or why, but it was the plug...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 2 May 2008, 12:44, closed)

@ Grandad
Did you use febreze on it?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:46, closed)

don't think it even existed back then
I'm old, you see. Well, compared to some on here anyway.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 2 May 2008, 12:57, closed)

I always assume it's the wife.
It just makes sense to me.
( Maladicta, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:07, closed)

I think it must be the wife...
...dirty bitch =)
(Foulkesy123 The one and only..., Fri 2 May 2008, 13:12, closed)